Dear Fat Spider-Man, You Are An Adult! Love, This Girl.
We're all just trying to get through the day, which is a truth that I recognize and respect. And for the most part I believe that everyone deserves the basic human decency of being left to their own devices. If this full-grown, slightly overweight ADULT wants to dress up like Spider-Man and strike sassy poses in the town square, then more great power (and great responsibility, I guess) to him. But he also needs to recognize that it is other people's self-actualized right to act the supervillain, and straight DEFEAT him with a bag of bird crumbs tossed in a tight circle around him, ensnaring him in a web of pigeons. Muwahaha, etc.
If I had a superpower it would be to get that girl to marry me. (BigStupidIdiot via GorillaMask.)
Posted by Gabe at 2:00 PM in Viral Video
Tags: Pranks | Spider-Man
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Dude, where do you find these videos?
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More likely than not, 4chan.
I know I've seen a lot of his .gifs before.
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Josh, your username has real style.
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We all want to be like Josh but none of us has the pure strength of will.
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You had to fight me to marry this one. We'd go around the world, subtly shaming people who need to be shamed. We'd be like Bonnie and Clyde, but probably have to listen to more Radiohead than they ever did.
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Dear Girl of My Dreams,
Never stop being awesome.
Love,
Every Man
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thats my girlfriend!
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Simply based on this one minute video, I would wife her up faster than, er...something that goes really fast.
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"wife her up"
blahaha.
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This is my day-maker.
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I ran out of bread crumbs, so I topped my casserole with bird crumbs instead.
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See, Ashton Kutcher? Punking can be classy and understated yet still completely effectual.
I want to be her.
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Funny, because I want to be on her.
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The music makes gives the impression that this is just one big (not big) short film. What's french for "Fat spider and bird trouble" ?
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What a vindictive bitch.
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Ladies and Gentlemen: Fat Spiderman
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Hahaha! I was just trying to work on my sik poses. This is my wife's way of telling me to get a real job with real (great) responsibility.
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If you think about, SHE'S the hero in this situation.
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I wish this ended with him tying her upside-down to a streetlight.
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I have to have a little sympathy for the poor guy. Just a 'lil though.
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Those poor pigeons.
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Ths is my favourite thing today. Or everyday?
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