Cookie Monster Has 99 Problems But A Cookie Is Not One Of Them
This is making the rounds today. I might be the only person who doesn't like it. That's OK. I don't have to love everything (because of how usually I love everything). Besides, fake rap is fake rap and it must be real stopped, no matter how adorable it is, or if it features a Muppet doing cocaine. But that's just me. A lot of people like this very much. Good for them. Your mom forwarded this to me and wrote "this is my favorite video, Lots Of Love."
Posted by Gabe at 9:30 AM in Viral Video
Tags: Cookie Monster | Jay-Z | Mash Ups | Muppets




































Yeah, that's pretty stupid. Way to throw in a gay slur, guys! That's really just what the original was missing.
Score = 7
From reading the title, I thought this could be best of 09 material, but I didn't love it either.
Score = 3
Thanks but no thanks, internet
Score = 4
I agree, the title made me giggle and the video didn't. Except for the kitten coming out of the CM's mouth in reverse, just because Why?
Score = 3
Not as good as The Monster at the End of This Book.
Score = 0
The rap wasnt that funny, but scooters are funny. Especially when you onto a hill for no reason other than to look really stupid.
Score = 0
this is like anti-comedy... and a couple years too late.
I think relevance and topical humor may have been among the 99 problems.
Score = 6
If I were just discovering the Internet, I would find this hilarious.
Score = 4
I guess they've been working on this one for six years, huh.
Score = 3
SNACK ATTACK!!!!!!
Score = 0
snacks on snacks, n*gga!
Score = 2
GET MONEY. GET PAID.
Score = 1
just. plain. stupid.
Score = 0
El terrible.
And no, thanks to executive meddling, he DOES love cookies. By the way.
Score = 0
I was mostly unamused, but Smuckers in the toilet along with the shout of SMUCKERS! made me lol for some reason.
Score = 0