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February 5, 2009

Cookie Monster Has 99 Problems But A Cookie Is Not One Of Them

This is making the rounds today. I might be the only person who doesn't like it. That's OK. I don't have to love everything (because of how usually I love everything). Besides, fake rap is fake rap and it must be real stopped, no matter how adorable it is, or if it features a Muppet doing cocaine. But that's just me. A lot of people like this very much. Good for them. Your mom forwarded this to me and wrote "this is my favorite video, Lots Of Love."

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Yeah, that's pretty stupid. Way to throw in a gay slur, guys! That's really just what the original was missing.

Posted by: Plunko at 02/05/09 9:48 AM  | Reply
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From reading the title, I thought this could be best of 09 material, but I didn't love it either.

Posted by: Robert at 02/05/09 9:59 AM  | Reply
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Thanks but no thanks, internet

Posted by: Zingers profile link at 02/05/09 10:01 AM  | Reply
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I agree, the title made me giggle and the video didn't. Except for the kitten coming out of the CM's mouth in reverse, just because Why?

Posted by: Yeah at 02/05/09 10:35 AM  | Reply
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Not as good as The Monster at the End of This Book.

Posted by: RobinRubbermaid at 02/05/09 10:39 AM  | Reply
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The rap wasnt that funny, but scooters are funny. Especially when you onto a hill for no reason other than to look really stupid.

Posted by: nightheat profile link at 02/05/09 10:52 AM  | Reply
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this is like anti-comedy... and a couple years too late.

I think relevance and topical humor may have been among the 99 problems.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 02/05/09 10:56 AM  | Reply
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If I were just discovering the Internet, I would find this hilarious.

Posted by: dafs profile link at 02/05/09 11:13 AM  | Reply
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I guess they've been working on this one for six years, huh.

Posted by: Edith profile link at 02/05/09 11:18 AM  | Reply
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SNACK ATTACK!!!!!!

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 02/05/09 11:56 AM  | Reply
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snacks on snacks, n*gga!

Posted by: Becca profile link  in reply to  Funtastik's comment at 02/05/09 12:03 PM  | Reply
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GET MONEY. GET PAID.

Posted by: radioactive rabbit profile link  in reply to  Becca's comment at 02/05/09 4:39 PM  | Reply
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just. plain. stupid.

Posted by: Oli Twist profile link at 02/05/09 1:23 PM  | Reply
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El terrible.

And no, thanks to executive meddling, he DOES love cookies. By the way.

Posted by: TalbainJ profile link at 02/05/09 3:56 PM  | Reply
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I was mostly unamused, but Smuckers in the toilet along with the shout of SMUCKERS! made me lol for some reason.

Posted by: ManDMo profile link at 02/05/09 9:16 PM  | Reply
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