Another Day, Another Wizard Tazed
After so many videos of people getting tazed by police, it's nice to see a victory for the tazees. Run, wizard! Be free! You earned it with your being completely nuts and your charming disregard for the English language (I am never in crime?). But man, it turns out Canadian stun guns are pussy, huh? That shit is like Red Bull to criminals. CANADIAN TAZERS GIVE ME WIIIIIINGS.
I know the video is kind of dark and blurry, so here is a better picture of the wizard:
It was Bruce McCulloch from the Kids in the Hall*. His only crime was changing his name, and causing all that cancer. (Via BuzzFeed.)
*It was not Bruce McColloch from the Kids in the Hall.
Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in Viral Video
Tags: Cops | Tazers | Wizards
Under arrest for BEING TOO AWESOME
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Sir, you are quickly becoming my favorite commenter on these boards.
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does being on crystal meth qualify you for nerd/wizardhood now?
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Canadian stun guns are pussy
...that is a bit rough considering BC police tazed a dude to death not that long ago.
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS for a sane person
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Play him off, Keyboard Cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7oXCqc8BNg
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Is he married to Cait After Church?
"Yahweh!"
"Yabba!"
"Yahweh!"
"Chaka!"
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When you are LOVIFIED by the lord, it creates a forcefield that No Tazer Of This World can penetrate! CHAKA...... CHAKA....... CHAKA KAHN, CHAKA KHAN...
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It's all fun and wizards until police murder a fifteen year old boy:
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25227299-663,00.html
Or until police murder a sixteen year-old boy (with a learning disability):
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/28/michigan.taser.death/index.html
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Perfect. You always have the perfect pic or gif, but you've just outdone yourself, sir. Hats off.
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file this under Have a Fun Wednesday Everybody!
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the tag sequence of "Cops, Wizards, Tazers" - did we ever think we'd arrive here?
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Cops, Tazers, Wizards* whatever.
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"This needs not to be!"
What I want to know: WHO is this guy's wife, and why does she have a video camera in the first place?
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"Canadian stun guns are pussy"
Dru already covered it, but yeah:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Dzieka%C5%84ski_Taser_incident
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you can see the officer who (finally) tazered the guy was about to at one point but looked towards the wife (and most importantly--THE CAMERA) and decided not to :) video cameras FTW.
and we got an escaped Wizard on our hands now. thanks, police.
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God and the angels keep dropping the ball in these situations! He's calling for help you guys! Wake up!
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Sounds exactly like Bruce McCulloch. I love this.
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the power of prayer.
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This guy is the best! I love that he is obviously batshit crazy, but also kind of makes sense. He is resisting their violent tactics as a peaceful citizen! He is defending himself against their violent attack! He wants to know those charges! Yeah, dude, yeah.
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check the cops doing a simultaneous exasperated look to camera at 1:40
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he is not crazy at all. he is an anarchist, and all the cop vids should give you some idea way. he is extremely lucid when talking to the cops, i dont know what the song is, but songs are used in basically every resistance movement.
its in canada, and hes talkin about yahweh, so im guessing his favorite band is Godspeed You! Black Emperor, and they are in fact the best band.
go this guy. in america its all, PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
fight the gov takin ur guns as an excuse because your secrectly really racist and are hoping to shoot someone robbing you.
in canada its nonviolent resistance to a police state.
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GYBE! don't have lyrics to their songs dumbass.
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Ooops. GY!BE. Hipster punctuation fail.
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your point? did i say they had lyrics? does that matter?
and yes, they do, actually. about half the songs feature sampling of various monologues.
furthermore they have book jackets, and they are a very outspoken band, though not heavy in media spotlight.
plus they borke up in 2003, and the new band, A Silver Mount Zion, Memorial Chorus and Tra La La Band, has lyrics.
what the fuck are you talking about?
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I thought this was Ryan Reynolds' best role.
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The only way that this guy could be anymore awesome is if he doesn't have a mental illness or isn't all doped up on the drugs .
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