The Single Man's Guide To Levitation
"Ladies?"
--This Guy's Tombstone
(Via EverythingIsTerrible.)
Posted by Gabe at 12:45 PM in Viral Video
Tags: Loneliness | Magic | Wizards
July 13, 2009
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When he gets an erection, you can't even see the wires.
Score = 21
"Just a little levitation."
- Paul F. Tompkins
Score = 12
Anyone get THAT DVD? I wanna know if it's GOOD.
Score = -1
I absolutely used to do that trick when I was a kid. Could've used the "You must wear pants" advice, though.
Score = 5
You must wear pants? Fuck that shit. I'm gonna go make an elephant disappear... bottomless!
Score = 7
BALLSY
Score = 4
Dude, U so Crazy!
Score = 5
The tragic side effect of the levitation trick is that it makes ladies dissapear. You turn from them, raise your heels, and when you turn back around they're gone.
Score = 14
NO DAVID BLAINE, YOU CANNOT LEVITATE
Score = 1
It's just like that O. Henry story about a man who sells his pants to buy instructions on how to levitate!
Score = 29
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.
Score = 15
He's made a HUGE mistake.
Score = 10
SILENCE, SLAVE!
Score = 7
Score = 31
A real man wears cut-offs. NEXT
Score = 6
Come on ladies!! Don't you want your orbs levitated? He'll wear pants. Promise.
Score = 3
Man, that image.... levitation without pants .... ugh...
Score = 1
That's impressive and all but can he detach the top of his thumb and then put it back on?
Score = 9
why did he turn around?
Score = 0