))<>(( • Somehow, they are getting worse.
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Tags: Emmys | Family Guy | Seth MacFarlane
August 20, 2009
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i don't know if Gabe is going to beat me up for this, but i agree i am getting kind of tired of Kenneth asking me if i knew that he has his own blog.
Score = 1
"An extra Kenneth scene on the internet"?
As opposed to asking us to watch the extra recycled "joke" videos they are posting that make fun of shows way out of their league?
I really do not like this guy!
Score = 8
At first, I was a little disappointed that all the videos has the same set up. Then I realized it's by Seth MacFarlane. I wouldn't expect anything more.
Score = 3
Score = 18
haha, yes, blame the sea cow.
Score = 1
I'm just surprised that after four beatings, Brian still can't make up his mind. But he certainly isn't voting for Family Guy. Good for him.
Score = 12
INT: JACKS OFFICE - NOON
JACK: Lemon! Come in.
LIZ ENTERS
JACK (CONT'D): I noticed your name on this year's NATAS Emmy Judging Panel. As you know, the Emmys are being taped broadcast on NBC this year. The Sheinhardt Wig company has a vested interest in your vote for primet-time comedy Lemon, and I trust you to make the right decision.
LIZ: Dr Dreamboat's Lost Adventures with the Fart Machine of Time?
Jack: Family Guy.
Liz: Jack, that show is garbage!
Jack: You and I and anyone who can see the ocean from their house know that, Lemon. We need to draw national attention away from the awfulness of Dr Dreamboat. We can maybe squeeze three more seasons out of John Stamos. The only way to do this is by giving Seth McFarlane the scorn that only undeserved critical accolades can bring. Can I trust you?
Liz: Blurg!
SCENE
Score = 7
"It'll probably win, though."
At least Seth knows what he's up against.
Score = 10
Well, at least he appears to have watched 30 Rock at some point. The one he did for Flight of the Conchords demonstrates pretty much nothing beyond a rudimentary understanding of the show.
Score = 3
Sideburns and glasses? A rudimentary understanding of the show's DVD cover.
Score = 8
On what planet does Seth McFarlane live on to think that Family Guy should win over 30 Rock?? Discussing this any further would be like discussing a dinning room table, I have no interest in it!!
Score = 7
UGHHH I am too strung out for this shit.
Score = -1
The violence really does not get less grating, huh?
Score = 2
sorry to be debbie downer here, but, there could potentially be three more of these!
Score = 0
Seth McFarlane obviously believes in humour through repitition
Seth McFarlane obviously believes in humour through repitition
Seth McFarlane obviously believes in humour through repitition
Seth McFarlane obviously believes in humour through repitition
"Is it funny yet guys? Is it? Is it funny yet? Do you want me to show the baby beating up the dog again?"
Score = 4