My Invitation Must Have Gotten Lost In The Blood • I'm sorry I can't make it to your Windows party. I'm going to be busy, shooting my face full of suicide bullets.
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September 23, 2009
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Score = 12
I made it to :37. Thanks for taking all the bullets, Gabe. I love the "diversity" in it though (aka, what's the black guy doing there?)
Score = 6
HA! Beat you! :38 for me!
Score = 3
I don't see the problem. It's just two gay married couples celebrating their love with Microsoft, balloons and assorted fruits.
Score = 17
I was hoping they all met in Saturday detention.
Score = 6
I assumed it was a mother, her gay son, and the inter-racial couple from next door. You know, your typical Windows party crowd.
Score = 6
lololololololololololololololol!!!!!!
Score = -11
Outstanding. Consider yourself encouraged.
Score = -4
destined for everything is terrible
Score = 4
I can only assume Tim and Eric come to the party at some point after I wasn't willing to watch any longer.
Score = 7
Between this and the horror that is Songsmith, I'm starting to think that Microsoft is populated solely by subversive performance artists.
Score = 16
This is the worst cougar convention ever.
Score = 16
No joke. My brother in law is hosting one so he can get a free version of Windows 7 ultimate (which, I'm guessing, means it's the version with 'crash prevention'). But, I'm still debating what ethnicity I should attend as.
Score = 7
I mean, I initially thought, "I'll just go as the white guy." but what if someone else shows up as the white guy? That would be really embarrassing.
Score = 19
Well come on now, this simply cannot be real. Right? RIGHT???
Score = 0
the fuck was that?
Score = 0
Last time I was at a party that fun, the Statue of Liberty's head came rolling down the street. What's with the camerawork? Am I right?
Score = 8
I love the gritty docudrama feel.
Score = 9
"How the party flows is totally up to you!"
Thank god. My flow at windows operating system parties (WOSPs) is too often hampered by the rules and regulations set forth in the predetermined party contract. In the "Acceptable Flow" section.
Score = 14
no,middleagedwhitedemographicwoman,youdontjustleaveyourcomputerupandrunning,that'showyougetboozespilledonyourkeyboardandyourspacebardoesn'tworkanymore.
Score = 4
Well, that joke didn't work. it said "you don't just leave your computer on and running and let folks mess around with it. that's how you get booze spilled on your keyboard and your space bar doesn't work" (hence no spaces)
ugh. stupid HTMLgum
Score = 11
So, I had to copy and paste your comment into a text file in order to find that it's a joke about space bars not working. I'll upvote you just for letting me practice my windows copy-paste skills. I'm getting trained for the competitive portion of the party where I could win a copy of Windows One Note 2010.
Score = 8
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Score = 8
You guys, you have to watch til the end, when Andrew WK jumps out.
Score = 2
This reminds me a lot of the party scene at the end of The Room. Mainly due to the old lady.
Score = 4
i can't stop thinking about those actors and how excited they probably were to get cast in this terrible, terrible video. being an actor is sad.
Score = 4
Seriously. This video gave me intense PTSD flashbacks to commercial audition workshops.
Score = 0
I was just grateful that the elderly hostess was able to locate the camera about halfway through this.
And what was with Dreamboat McFourEyes caressing his wristful of cock-rings and taunting his Mandingo-fantasy stand-in with all the (non) zings? I kept waiting for him to throw all of the food and laptops off of the counter with his own naked body and wait to be butter-fisted, ala Caligula.
Score = 2
http://www.youtube.com/user/21stcenturyrahi#play/uploads/24/mSz4ykOm_pU
This kid just made windows a bit more OK.
Not nearly enough, but still: OKyer.
Score = 0
I'm assuming this party ends with bleach-infused kool aid and new white nikes. 'Cause there ain't no party like a Heaven's Gate Windows 7 Launch Party...
Score = 3
mhmm. yah. windows 7 party. mhmm. a-duh. exactly. right? you'll ned to do hours of preparation ahead of time. mhmm. computer party. right. oooooh. take photos of people mingling. yeah mhmm. crowd around the computer. yah. mhmm. what a party. mhmm. activity. yeah.
Score = 0
Are you alright?
Score = 3
I prefer this version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyas7BrbUFY
genius
Score = 5
windows party you are tearing me apart!
Score = 0
Hunh. I can't seem to stop punching myself in the face...repeatedly...with my foot.
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