Megan Fox Would Like America's Teenagers To Know That Jennifer's Body Is Going To Be Terrible
Let's be honest, there is nothing funny or clever about this, just as there will be nothing funny or clever about the movie for which this is a limp viral marketing ploy. Parodies of PSA's are tired in general, but this one is particularly bad. The mind of Diablo Cody needs a nap! And if there is one single person in the entire world who shouldn't ever say shit to kids with low self-esteem who feel like the world was not made for them, it's Megan Fucking Fox, even as a joke. A joke for which she received a paycheck. This is actually gross the more I think about it. It's so boring and lame and blatantly pandering and tone-deaf and ugly. I mean, I'm not such a stick in the mud as to actually say "remember Columbine," but I just overheard some other stick in the mud say "remember Columbine" and he kind of has a point. (I know that no one is going to shoot up some school because of this stupid thing, but that doesn't make it any less tasteless, especially since it's already just a piece of junk anyway. Ugh fuel on the boo fire.) Just make a poster of Megan Fox's tits for your stupid monster movie and shut the fuck up.
Posted by Gabe at 9:45 AM in PSAs, Viral Marketing
Tags: Diablo Cody | Jennifer's Body | Megan Fox
Ok megan, sure, I believe you teased without mercy in high school instead of being the one DOING the teasing. Oh wait, no i don't- SHUT IT DOWN!
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Isn't this movie rate R? Teenagers! You should not be seeing R-rated films! Particularly this one!
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No teenager has ever seen an R-rated film. Ever. duh.
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This moron has no punctuation and spells like a retard... and gets a +3
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Of course, because it's not like teenagers buy tickets for PG movies and then just sneak into R ones. That would be insane. Especially if their friends who work at the movies would just give them the tickets anyway... Oh, wait, that actually happens in my hometown.
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Of course, because it's not like teenagers buy tickets for PG movies and then just sneak into R ones. That would be insane. Especially if their friends who work at the movies would just give them the tickets anyway... Oh, wait, that actually happens in my hometown.
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Keyboard Cat wrote a new song just for this video...
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Wasn't she dancing half-naked under a waterfall in Bad Boys II in high school?
http://videogum.com/archives/where-were-they-then/duh-aficionado-magazine-michael-bay-belongs-in-jail_079082.html
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Wow, I can't wait to "kill and eat" anyone and everyone who I feel doesn't respect me...
And I realize that this isn't real, but the logic behind the message is breaking my brain. She's like "peer pressure is a bad thing," and then she's like "so why don't you go ahead and do exactly what I suggest right now." Couldn't they have changed "peer pressure" to some other kind of issue if she was going to be telling us what to do?
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"The more you knarcissist..."
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I feel the urge to kill and eat too.
And then, I'd hit that.
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Shit, Might even eat it up again
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After being talked to by Megan Fox, an awkward teen is more likely to shoot up the t-shirt under his bed.
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(hehe)
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wow gabe's a little angry in this one...not saying that's bad but it is surprising to see such a strong emotional response from him to complete garbage....maybe your car got towed like mine did last night...
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why's it always gotta be about you man
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You gonna pay in pennies?
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I can't wait for this to be the Movie Club movie of the week.
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This why Diablo wins Oscars.
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Great Sentence, Let's give him a 6!
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Anyone else think it's funny/weird that "actress" megan fox talks like a baby on helium?
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I know it wasn't the part that I was supposed to find ridiculous, but "Hi, I'm actress Megan Fox" made me lol.
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I think fake PSA's have got to outnumber real ones by a margin of 10 or so. When I see one now I just wait for the punchline and Megan Fox's interpretation of "a person who is serious about something" was not convincing enough to make this an exception.
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by a margin of ten or so? so, what, like a million and ten fake psas to a million psas? an effectual toss-up in sincerity, really.
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Touché. In my defense, English isn't my first language.
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Someone should make a fake PSA about fake PSAs.
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Did she even go to high school?
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Wasn't she educated on a boat?
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So... she says her name weird. Whats up with that?
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Was this the joke?
"Hi, I'm actress Megan Fox."
I think a rewrite is in order.
"High school is tough, if at 15, Michael Bay films you in a bikini under a waterfall."
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Hey everybody look I'm Gabe! Blah blah blah blah fake PSAs! Woof! blah blah blah shoot me in he head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2hDkxHvbA&feature=player_embedded
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I bet this kid will want to take his flower back after seeing this.
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What an amazing actress.
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Fuck yeah! Cussing!
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She's pretty bad at talking.
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Gabe should win the Nobel Prize for getting worked up over innocuous shit.
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Haha I would like to agree with you but that would make me a hypocrite since Armond White's negative review of District 9 just made my blood pressure skyrocket.
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You mean that pity-party about abortionhorny aliens living in an alien ghetto?
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the megan fox make-up tutorial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOOlcdpfLg
(to be fair, the girl in the video is a much better actress)
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Thank you. I've been stuck on YouTube, watching all of this girl's videos. She is great.
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Listening to her voice, I can't help but think that in 10-15 years, she's going to marry one of the now Grammy-winning Jonas Brothers and begin a life as a horrible rich housewife, and will start her own e-mail newsletter at Meef.com where she shares recipes and delightful stories.
Then Gabe, at 93 years old, will be forced to kill himself. Sorry Gabe, we'll miss you.
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The sad thing is that I'd still hit that. :-(
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The sad thing is that so would just about everyone else here, excluding the gay men and not bi-curious women that frequent here.
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Uh, I wouldn't (even if I met those requirements). Have you seen her thumbs?
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So this faggot makes the same joke as me and gets a +1, I get -3s and shit. You videogummers are retarded.
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You know what you should do? Complain about it.
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Congratulations. Your incessant whining makes me want to downvote all of your comments from this point on. A job well done.
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desperate for vindication much?
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She should do a porno.
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I see my bid for lowest rated comment is can only be made more impotent by my realization that as an unregistered user I do not qualify for Monsters Ball.
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I gotta say this is one of the biggest overreactions to a clip I've seen here in a while. And COLUMBINE???? (Yes, you made the connection even if you want to pretend that you're not).
C O L U M B I N E
???!!!!
chill the fuck out during the long weekend.
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diablo cody is a goddess... go feminist writers, videogum - keep watching entourage, it suits you
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You can only win the lowest ranked comment if you're signed in.
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I finally pinpointed her accent: mild retardation.
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I feel that when I leave a comment on Videogum I'm really just upvoting Gabe for his awesome points and super-sweet sense of humor.
After reading this article I seriously was like, "Awe! I wish I could upvote this! That was awesome."
This is my resolve for that feeling of "Awe" that i had.
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Mmm, tits.
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This makes me want to kill a small child. You win Diablo Cody. Bravo...
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Silly Megan, acting is for adults.
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Okay.
Once again, the author(s) of this blog prove to not get the humour.
This is an ad for a zombie movie or some damn thing about killing and eating boys. Set in high school, I'm sure.
GOD, DO YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF IRONY?
I hope these comments eat your soul so that you stop critiquing so obliquely
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