After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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Blogging about TV and movies isn't all fun and videogames. Every week, Lindsay or Gabe will be presented with a physical or mental challenge that tests their bravery,patience, and taste.
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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I like my Meatballs summer-campy with a chance of Bill Murray.

Score = 1
I would probably only see this movie if the animation was done in the style of the original book: http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_430xN.52494531.jpg
I remember it being really detailed and weirdly colored and the people's faces were kind of creepy, which sort of fits in with the imagery of the book. Oh well. You kids and your CGI.
Score = 3
Has anyone seen the version of the trailer for this where the voice over guy is talking solely in stoner-speak? About munchies and harshing your mellow and stuff? Because that seems inappropriate for the marketing of a kid's movie.
I can't find the clip on the internet though, so you'll have to take my word for it.
Score = 2
MST3K shirt. That is all. Nerd, out!
Score = 0
Is it too late to change my name to LAFFBALLS?
Score = 0
Gabe has laffballs.
Score = 1