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May 20, 2008

Zach Galifianakis Prefers Cherry Tomatoes

Zach Galifianakis explores the gray area between his life as a famous comedian and his potential to be a creep:

At 1:10 you can see Demitri Martin blowing his nose in the background. And while sure, Galifianakis is being over the top and working hard to alienate the table with his street person ways so that it's no wonder everyone got up and left in disgust, it's not hard to imagine that if the roles were reversed and it was Demitri Martin blowing his nose in their used salad, five minutes later he would be fucking those girls back in their dorm rooms. It's the law of the jungle, where the jungle is the sexual preference of college-aged women in the extreme situation of encountering two minor celebrities one of whom they don't recognize acting retarded in their union hall cafeteria. That jungle.

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Amazing....is he really "famous" wouldn't famous imply those girls would at least know who he is? Do they know who he is? Cherry tomatoes suck.

Posted by: dreamtard at 05/20/08 10:12 AM | Reply
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adrienne

speaking as someone from columbus, no they probably don't know who he is, or have ever seen him before. it's a hilarious place to strike up a conversation though, most people just look at you like you have six heads.

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