No one told this motherfucker that when you come to Mr. Chi-City's crib, he kill you every time.
For the record, that wasn't a sissy scream, it was his war cry.
Posted by Gabe at 11:00 AM in Viral Video, Vlogging
Tags: Bugs | Mr. Chi-City | Murder
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You neglected to mention that this is my boyfriend.
Your boyfriend is the bug.
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you WISH he was your boyfriend! this guy is brilliant... he must be some kind of savant.
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Was the second time a war cry, too?
dude likes the lols
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HE'S BLACK!?
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That made me cry, thx.
R.I.P. Prayin' Manthis.
Is this Viral Marketing for Magic Wipes?
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get this man on animal planet, stat! his show can be called: 'on safari with a grown-ass man'.
'if you love pachyderms, what the fuck is that????!!!'
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awesome idea. it'll be like a cross between 'Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals' and 'Brian Fellows Safari Planet'.
I'd tune in.
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http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mr-Chi-City/33760733743?ref=s
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it's a really big box elder bug. They are ALL OVER the midwest, along with asian beetles (the lady-bug imposters) in the fall. They just want to get warm, mr. chi-city! it's cold out!
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When a bug invades, you get the video cam out. How do I always forget this??
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hahaha oh I love this guy. and for the record its part of the beetle family.
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This is exactly how I act around big bugs, but instead of "nigger" I say "honky".
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That's not a praying mantis.
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I hate these bugs! My parents have them at their house and they stink when you smash them. And the smell lingers.
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he gave his suburban ass away with his mr. clean magic eraser.
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