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December 12, 2008

You Can Kill This Insect And It Ain't Butter

No one told this motherfucker that when you come to Mr. Chi-City's crib, he kill you every time.

For the record, that wasn't a sissy scream, it was his war cry.

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Funtastik

You neglected to mention that this is my boyfriend.
Your boyfriend is the bug.

Posted by: Funtastik profile link at 12/12/08 11:19 AM | Reply
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Becca

you WISH he was your boyfriend! this guy is brilliant... he must be some kind of savant.

Posted by: Becca profile link in reply to Funtastik's comment at 12/12/08 11:42 AM | Reply
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Godsauce

Was the second time a war cry, too?

dude likes the lols

Posted by: Godsauce profile link at 12/12/08 11:55 AM | Reply
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HE'S BLACK!?

Posted by: whut at 12/12/08 12:12 PM | Reply
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Angelaaaa

That made me cry, thx.
R.I.P. Prayin' Manthis.

Is this Viral Marketing for Magic Wipes?


Posted by: Angelaaaa profile link at 12/12/08 12:29 PM | Reply
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Jeb

get this man on animal planet, stat! his show can be called: 'on safari with a grown-ass man'.

'if you love pachyderms, what the fuck is that????!!!'

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 12/12/08 12:37 PM | Reply
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Becca

awesome idea. it'll be like a cross between 'Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals' and 'Brian Fellows Safari Planet'.

I'd tune in.

Posted by: Becca profile link in reply to Jeb's comment at 12/12/08 1:08 PM | Reply
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it's a really big box elder bug. They are ALL OVER the midwest, along with asian beetles (the lady-bug imposters) in the fall. They just want to get warm, mr. chi-city! it's cold out!

Posted by: Elle at 12/12/08 2:58 PM | Reply
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Christina

When a bug invades, you get the video cam out. How do I always forget this??

Posted by: parasitic profile link at 12/12/08 4:10 PM | Reply
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hahaha oh I love this guy. and for the record its part of the beetle family.

Posted by: Dzu Nguyen at 12/12/08 4:39 PM | Reply
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This is exactly how I act around big bugs, but instead of "nigger" I say "honky".

Posted by: Ashley at 12/12/08 5:53 PM | Reply
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That's not a praying mantis.

Posted by: kool mo-d at 12/12/08 10:56 PM | Reply
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I hate these bugs! My parents have them at their house and they stink when you smash them. And the smell lingers.

Posted by: lowo at 12/13/08 12:42 PM | Reply
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he gave his suburban ass away with his mr. clean magic eraser.

Posted by: hillary_b at 12/14/08 12:11 PM | Reply
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