"You Can Drink This Shit And It Ain't Butter"
Rob Huebel: "I would like to give this person his own TV show."
Gabe: I would like to give this person his own TV station.
Posted by Gabe at 2:00 PM in Viral Video
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October 9, 2008
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Why stop with tv? I want to elect him to national office!
Score = 0
The Koolaid rant was the best part, by far.
Score = 1
I want to give this guy his own 7-11.
Score = 1
his trash can is from ... egypt? fuck that shit, fuck that shit.
Score = 1
I nearly dropped my vagina panties when that fridge opened. Real Talk.
Score = 5
pure italian! he's right about those koolaid squeeze-its, too. they are a menace.
Score = 0
Vagina Panties is my new band name.
http://twitter.com/thatsmynewband
Score = 1
"Yeeeeeah ... Becky. I got fucking Snapple and shit."
HAH. This guy's a gem.
Score = 2
This video made me really thirsty, but you know in a gangster-sort-of-way.
Score = 1
THAT IS THE FUCKING HOODEST KITCHEN EVER!
But in all seriousness those cool aid things are made for five year old's not adults.
Score = -1
OH MY GOD.
this was the best 7 minutes of my life. thank you.
Score = 1
I would absolutely drop my vagina panties for this man. He wouldn't even need to give me a Pop Tart.
Score = 1
... as opposed to penis panties?
and is this guy kanye's low budget ego twin??? he IS from Chicago...
in other news - this guy is definitely having a manic episode.... i would totally be his bestie though.
Score = 0
i like the quick mini pizza tangent
Score = 1
This dude is the best. The rest of his videos are pure gold as well.
Score = 1
That is droppin' science. Though he didn't have any grape soda in his fridge. What is up with that?
Score = 0
This man has never known a woman's touch.
Score = 0
DEFINETLY needs his own show. That was awesome. I never would have thought someone would put so much effort & thought into getting laid by various women. I'm awe struck & frankly I wanna learn more from this guy.
Score = 1
Where can I see his other videos?
Score = 0
I'm keeping an eye out a the guy on the street with the blue koolaid all over his shirt
Score = 0
HB, he has a website with all of his videos: http://www.mrchicity.com
Score = 1
I wish this guy was my dad.
Score = 1
"BLAM, blast that little nigga with a freeze pop."
Score = 0
BAM! hit them little niggas with a freeze pop!
Score = 0