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May 14, 2008

With Great Vagina Power Comes Great Butt Responsibility

Alexyss "Vagina Power" Tyler is back, you guys. This is verbally NSFW, so headphones UP!

(via Street Carnage)

One time in high school I went on a class camping trip, and I didn't use the bathroom for three days. So, I kind of see where Ms. Tylor is coming from. But also no one sees where Ms. Tylor is coming from. Like, she's theoretically correct. If we are ashamed of our bodies, we are not prepared for intense physical intimacy. But, like, who is she talking to? I know she's trying to open some eyes, I just don't know what kind of heads those eyes are seated in. Crazy heads, I guess. I'm pretty sure she talks like this at work. And the grocery store. "Give me a half pound of muenster. I'm going to eat the muenster on a sandwich and later I'm going to shit it out of my asshole. My asshole is located one to two inches behind my vagina. Do you know where I could find the cereal aisle?"

Still, this is not nearly as good as Ghostface Killah's book-on-tape for how to live right. That is the best. Brush your teeth.

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Scott

Can't wait for the James Franco recreation.

Posted by: Scott profile link at 05/14/08 11:49 AM | Reply
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well shit.

that was insane.

Posted by: Matthew profile link at 05/14/08 1:34 PM | Reply
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do you think that "man" is written into the Ghostface passages that many times, or is he simply "spitting out prose" freestyle?

Posted by: bengootscar profile link at 05/14/08 1:48 PM | Reply
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Bleach & ammonia. Together. In a spray bottle. So he can find you passed out on the bathroom floor ,crap in the toilet & thats less embarrassing some how. She needs to take basic chemistry or read the back of the bleach bottle. Spray that in my ass crack, Hello emergency room!

Posted by: m at 05/14/08 4:36 PM | Reply
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Speaking of muenster, why is she dressed like Morticia Addams?

Posted by: kittenpants at 05/14/08 7:43 PM | Reply
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