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January 6, 2009

I Do Not Want Whatever This Is Selling

The game is called: What on Earth Could This Video Possibly Be Viral Marketing For?

Is it:

a) blue jeans
b) heroin
c) ATT Wireless

Oh, sorry. I should have explained the rules: if you watch the video you automatically lose. Obviously. Thanks for the tip, Kele.

Posted by Gabe at 4:15 PM in ,
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16 Comments

I PEE GOLD

D. Cows that birth hipsters.

Posted by: I PEE GOLD profile link at 01/06/09 4:24 PM | Reply
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Owara Jacksohn

i think its a PSA for bravery

or jealousy.

bravery or jealously, either or.

he wrecked that cow pussy.

Posted by: Owara Jacksohn profile link at 01/06/09 4:31 PM | Reply
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Darren87

I would have said American Apparel had the guy shown more pube.

Posted by: Darren87 profile link at 01/06/09 4:32 PM | Reply
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jim

Is there an eyesafe animated gif version? I can work with mm:ss timings. And is it an advertising calling card of doom like the zune painter?

Posted by: jim profile link at 01/06/09 4:35 PM | Reply
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moonmaster

I sent that into them ages ago and nothing ever came of it. I assumed that they were too busy rushing out to buy Zunes.

Posted by: moonmaster profile link in reply to jim's comment at 01/06/09 7:05 PM | Reply
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It's for Ray Bans sunglasses.

Posted by: Michael at 01/06/09 4:43 PM | Reply
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radiopillows

It's for Ray Bans sunglasses.

Posted by: radiopillows profile link at 01/06/09 4:44 PM | Reply
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My anti-drug!

Posted by: snowak at 01/06/09 4:44 PM | Reply
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Mandy

Must be for 2k7- mid 2k8 when it was acceptable to wear those sunglasses without irony.

Posted by: Mandy profile link at 01/06/09 5:12 PM | Reply
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No Gabe, if you watch the video you win.

Posted by: Josh at 01/06/09 5:56 PM | Reply
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This is a marketing video? Oh, I thought it was a documentary.

Posted by: félix at 01/06/09 6:34 PM | Reply
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Jeb

bovine encephalitis.

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 01/06/09 7:01 PM | Reply
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iamsosorry

Youtube commenters have been revelatory as always concerning this video. There's the "It's filmed in reverse" from user REDSOX92292, and then just 22 minutes ago DJMight left all other comments in the dust with his "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"

Posted by: iamsosorry profile link at 01/07/09 12:10 AM | Reply
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So do we find out what's in the Hatch.

Posted by: Matt at 01/07/09 12:13 AM | Reply
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yeah, it's for ray bans, cause the "never hide" graffiti is their slogan. doesn't make we want to run to the store to get sunglasses, kind of makes me want to run to the bathroom to throw up.

Posted by: katie at 01/07/09 3:23 AM | Reply
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Godsauce

Fuck y'all. I'm buying some Ray Bans!

Posted by: Godsauce profile link at 01/08/09 12:00 PM | Reply
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