March 4, 2009

These Mormon Pickup Lines Would Make The Pickup Artist Cry

Well, here's a real video of Mormon guys demonstrating their best pickup lines. The "You're a tall drink of water, and I'm thirsty!" one is kind of Mormon-filthy!:

Whoa, wait a second, this is from 2006 at the earliest. Was Clayton McDonald the Mormon inspiration for Chuck Bass? SCANDAL! Wanna hear my Mormon pickup line? Here it is: "I'm not wearing any special undergarments."

Posted by Lindsay at 12:15 PM in Video Skeletons, Viral Video
Tags: Mormons | The Pick Up Artist

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16 Comments

girl, I;d like to share with you the true meaning of being a missionary.

Posted by: pussy whiskers at 03/04/09 12:40 PM | Reply
Score = 11

I like the guy in the awesome tie at 1:07. It sort of seems like he wants to throw up at the thought of talking to a girl.

Posted by: Dorkus Malorkus

at 03/04/09 12:55 PM | Reply
Score = 2

Mormons believe in Santa?

Posted by: jacob666

at 03/04/09 1:05 PM | Reply
Score = 4

No, you can't have my "pitcher."

Posted by: wubdub

at 03/04/09 1:15 PM | Reply
Score = 4

My favorite part is Jason Segel eating a Filet-O-Fish at the end. He doesn't even need pickup lines!

Posted by: BodyKarate

at 03/04/09 1:16 PM | Reply
Score = 4

Nice font!

Posted by: Sean at 03/04/09 1:26 PM | Reply
Score = 2

The best pick up line ever has to be: "You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out ... and then eat you in my car."

Posted by: MusclesMarinara at 03/04/09 1:40 PM | Reply
Score = 6

stella!

Posted by: shayne

in reply to MusclesMarinara 's comment at 03/04/09 2:42 PM | Reply
Score = 1

"i'm clayton mcdonald" works wonders for me

Posted by: chris

at 03/04/09 1:50 PM | Reply
Score = 7

That last guy was CLEARLY a character from Tim and Eric Awesome Show.

I wonder why there aren't more famous mormon actors. I mean, the "Do you believe in love at first sight", he must be at LEAST like Juliard trained, right?

Posted by: CarolineA

at 03/04/09 2:41 PM | Reply
Score = 0

Either my magical spectacles are malfunctioning or I've just seen an angel.

Posted by: TheRealMatt

at 03/04/09 3:37 PM | Reply
Score = 2

"and i'm looking for a good place to eat..." I thought that one was going to end horribly.

Posted by: sol at 03/04/09 6:22 PM | Reply
Score = 3

"Hi. Let's not waste time here, OK? Would you like to be first wife in my growing family and not get jealous when I'm boning the others?"

Posted by: Jetpacks at 03/05/09 11:51 AM | Reply
Score = 1

Heh. The Pretty Woman line is complete fail. Julia Roberts played a hooker in that movie.

Posted by: A.J. at 03/05/09 12:07 PM | Reply
Score = 3

OK. When the one guy mentioned Richard Gear, I started trying desperately to figure out how he could possibly use "gerbil" to complete a successful pick-up line.

Posted by: Sonicfrog at 03/05/09 12:20 PM | Reply
Score = 1

Nice. Even the gerbil one works.

Posted by: Pickup Lines at 07/26/09 10:33 PM | Reply
Score = 0