The Muscle Companions Have To Stop All From Turning To Road, Duh
W is the least of the things this is NSF:
Obviously, at first glance, that video might seem COMPLETELY INSANE. But it's actually really normal and makes a lot of sense if you read the YouTube description:
Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road.
Hmm. Wait. No, I still think this video is mostly completely nuts. But perhaps this more elaborate explanation from user halcy at Reddit provide some clarity:
It's a combination of several 2channel / Nicovideo memes. The ones I recognize:Overall, the thing is a parody of (a parody of, see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8FfUqZSWJw) the racing scenes from the racing anime Initial D, which all look kind of like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv020dZXOrY . There is also a "Gutter run" in there, which is kind of the main characters signature move, where he hooks his wheels into the gutter to be able to go around the curve faster.
The dudes on the bike are from a gay wrestling porn movie. It's popular on nicovideo and has sparked things like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9PFoBNuNMw (NSFW, duh.)
The steamroller is from Jojos Bizzare Adventure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbArvIqZzkI
The person driving the Steamroller is Kagamine Rin, a Vocaloid personification. She and Len are somehow associated with steamrollers now, presumably because both are yellow.
The background music is also a pretty distorted Vocaloid song, see that first youtube link up there.
Right. Got it. This video is totally normal and makes lots of sense. Baby face laser crotch is the new whatever. (Via The Daily What.)
Posted by Gabe at 2:45 PM in Viral Video
Tags: Huh?
HOLY shit. SNL got ONE HELL of a BUDGET increase.
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Glad you're feeling well enough to comment, AmPat. HUGS all around.
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Thanks GINGER Ball. I still HAVE A long ROAD TO recovery AHEAD of me, but I'll tough THAT SHIT out, I'm SURE.
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what happened with the job, buddy?
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Well IT SUCKED some donkey DICKS BECAUSE I HAD just gotten THE DAMN JOB AS a copy editor for A LOCAL PAPER AROUND here, and as I was WALKING OUT AND minding MY OWN fucking business, A CAR RAN a red LIGHT AND hit me. I kinda ROLLED over it ON purpose TO MINIMIZE the damage to MY BODY. It's a good THING I AM so areodynamic and AM IN peak muthafucking PHYSICAL CONDITION otherwise I WOULD have been hurt like a little BABY BITCH. Praise JESUS THAT was not the case.
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wait, so you can't have the job anymore?
because if they took away the offer after you were in the hospital, that is some cold-hearted bullshit and you should sue.
if we get fired from newly acquired jobs because we are hit by cars, while we are minding our own business only moments after being hired, the terrorists have truly won.
also, with your exuberant, creative punctuation, i am surprised that copy editing is your chosen field. i thought perhaps hand-lettering incendiary local broadsheets and fliers might be more your forte.
i hope your recovery is SPEEDY and those FUCKERS don't take your job AWAY and that THE JERK who hit you PAYS THROUGH THE NOSE.
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You guys actually care about this dick-hole? I proudly downvote this dumbass every time he posts. And no I don't need an account to do that shit. Someone as dumb as him deserves it, and anyone that finds him "funny" is just a fucking idiot who laughs at farts or some stupid shit.
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Wow DIAPERFACE, I don't know WHAT YOU HAVE shoved UP YOUR dickhole BUT YOU should get IT OUT. You can MAKE FUN of me ALL YOU want, but WHEN YOU start BRINGING that shit ONTO others here AT VIDEOGUM, you have PASSED the LINE of TESTING ME DICKFUCK. So why DON'T YOU use that DOOR over there and get THE HELL OUT. And LET YOU mom know THE SEX WAS fucking terrible AND THAT'S the reason I vomited, not the ALCOHOL she was pumping INTO ME.
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relax, techno Are You Guys Fuckin Joking? We can all agree that farts are just as funny as trampoline accidents.
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What did you have, an asshole for breakfast this morning?
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Breathe in, now hold...1..2..3..(count to ten) now release, slowly. Good. And again.... Repeat as necessary.
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Is it wrong that the only bit that disturbed me in this video was the fact the floating baby head sun is ripped off of childrens t.v programme Teletubbies?!
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This is how the next Mario Cart game should be.
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"This CHRISTMAS GET Mario KART: DOUBLE Team! on YOUR WII."
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Welcome back, sir. I hope you are feeling better.
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MAN I can't EVEN BEGIN to explain how HORRENDOUS the past WEEK OR so has BEEN. I'm better now BUT PHYSICAL THERAPY is going to BE EATING UP a shitton of my TIME NOW. But I'll BE UPDATING asap. PROMISES.
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please go away with that horrible upper case lower case
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Thanks 1:20. I really wasn't sure if this thing was batshit insane enough but you let me see the light. (This thing is batshit insane enough)
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Yes, yes, this all made sense until I realized that there are no brakes on those ab rollers. That's what killed it for me.
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How perfect was it that the perverted Kuato shot pink light? Um. Wow.
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I don't know about you guys, but MY least favorite part is when the top rider reaches down and grabs then man-car's dick to make him go faster. his ass jerks up and he growls in pain/delight. the internet!
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(apparently too disturbed to avoid typos, sorry)
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This video is the Totinos Pizza Snacks of over-processed wtf-ery.
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Is this real life?
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I hereby nominate this YT comment as the best YT comment of all time:
I am become Shiva, destroyer of worlds.
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Think of a world without the interenet. And then think of this.
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I'd love the use a friend as a human Segway. I promise to keep my pants on and not reveal a baby's head in lieu of my crotch.
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you know, sure. why not?
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Transformers 3 red band trailer of course looks way better than the actual movie will, as usual.
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Queer wtf?! for the straight World Wildlife Fund
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I am so turned on right now.
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Dammit...someone solved the internet. Again.
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Fine. Now can somebody please make the female version. Say...Megan Fox riding Charlize Theron?
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But they started a fire at 1:25 and now the whole forest is fucked.
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I hope this is just the first few minutes of a feature-length film.
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They are taking on evil, come what may/They are fighting all crime, to save the day/They're extremely close, in an ambiguous way...
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Woah! They've already released the trailer for The Fast and the Furious 5?
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What the...what?!?! I feel like my brain was molested.
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i'm really glad that was only 1:49. Just enough to make my eyes want to fall out, but not actually fall out.
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I like the guy's face at 1:03. He's super focused on driving on a butt and racing that transformer?
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I like the guy's face at 1:03. He's super focused on driving on a butt and racing that transformer?
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My comment was so nice, I posted twice!
(no actually I'm embarrassed)
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Let's Paint, Exercise, and Ride Homoerotic Segways!
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The baby is from Teletubbies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QrHIXso6_0
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what's a kagamine? :V
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