That'll Not Do, Internet, That'll Not Do
Let's be very clear about something: the internet is not an OK place. When legislators debate over internet regulation and on-line legalities they often compare it to the wild west, but I don't remember the wild west being this retarded (granted my knowledge of the wild west is limited primarily to Back to the Future 3, and the four episodes of Deadwood I watched before giving up out of boredom). But our job is to report the internet, not criticize it. Wait, no, that's not accurate. Our job is totally to criticize the internet. Well, internet consider yourself criticized. Starting with this video titled La Pequeña Sarah Palin.
(via Dlisted)
Nope. No. (But kind of YES! I'm in over my head! Donnie Brasco!)
Wait, she has a whole bunch of videos in which she impersonates celebrities? Is there always some guy in a gimp mask handing out sashes? How did I not know about this? Am I fired? Did I just get fired? Can I quit? I quit. Goodbye.
Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in Politics, Viral Video
Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground | Election 2008 | La Pequeña | Sarah Palin
so fucking unsettling.
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Yeah. You're fired. These have been a re-occurring, but horrifying, web vid series for a long time. This is kind of the stuff I have nightmares about, it seems like it should be a scene in a david lynch movie. It would actually fit perfectly if inserted into inland empire. I personally still can't exactly figure out wtf is up with the gimp mask guy.
Also, I'm almost 100% sure she's in drag/tranny (I won't speculate on her personal identity politics, but I do feel the female pronoun is the right one here either way, even if she was born genetically male).
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I heard La Pequena Sarah Palin will be on Charlie Rose's roundtable tonight for some post debate analysis. I'm intrigued by what [s]he has to say. Seems like a maverick.
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This man/woman has been around for a bit. We suggest checking out the Amy Winehouse version. Truly disturbing.
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Just when I think the internet has reached it's highest of highs with upsidedowndogs.com, I'm given something even better. Thank you, Gabe, and thank you, internet.
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I think you're a little bit fired, Gabe. Dlister has been obsessed with La Pequena for months. I'm shocked this is your first notice/mention of this craziness.
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I want to fuck that doll.
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LOL...! Thanks for making my day - and almost ruining my work keyboard- I laugh/spit/ choked on water all over the damn thing- thanks to your comment.
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No big girl, you know me.
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Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), I encountered La Pequena Amy Winehouse prior to really paying attention to the full sized one. It's left me perpetually unsettled about who is the real Amy Winehouse.
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I'm in love! What an awesome video. This has made my day!
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Not fired...you do work hard BUT...that's a big one to miss
La pequena Hillary Clinton was on CNN.
To me, La pequena was at it's creepiest best at the very beginning i.e. La pequena prohibida. Godess Bunny territory
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yeah, i saw la pequena Hillary Clinton on CNN this morning, also. it's like the world is busy jumping over a universe shark.
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