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August 7, 2009

Some Important Relationship Advice For Jennifer Aniston, Actor

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Jennifer Aniston is an American actress. You may know her from her portrayal of a woman on the hit television series, Friends. She has also appeared in cinema, such as and also in addition to Leprechaun, and Marley & Me. But her successful actress career has been overshadowed by her highly publicized personal life. She was married to an American actor named Brad Pitt (The Mexican, Troy) from 2000-2005, and their subsequent divorce has sent shivers throughout the marriage world. Since then she has been linked to many men, but she remains a symbol of a woman who is alone. Her character's name was Rachel.

Here is some relationship advice for her from a professional counselor.

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RobinRubbermaid

Wow. What?

Posted by: RobinRubbermaid profile link at 08/07/09 1:21 PM | Reply
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jawbone

Mescaline is bad kids.

Posted by: jawbone profile link at 08/07/09 1:22 PM | Reply
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kiss the pan

So these guys are the new older Canadian couple version of Tim and Eric? I'm up for that. The gif on their homepage is way rockin', anyway.

Posted by: kiss the pan profile link at 08/07/09 1:23 PM | Reply
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An American Patriot

hahaha HOLY shit I cannot STOP LAUGHING at that gif. Thank YOU KISS the Pan for A REAL lots of LOVE today.

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link in reply to kiss the pan's comment at 08/07/09 1:24 PM | Reply
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jawbone

What is that even supposed to be? I'd hazard a guess at a Gorilla. But Gorillas don't like to jig, do they?

Posted by: jawbone profile link in reply to kiss the pan's comment at 08/07/09 1:26 PM | Reply
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kgh

it's a "susquatch"
Super Doris Rescues Harry from Nadine and Smell Fishey

Posted by: kgh profile link in reply to jawbone's comment at 08/07/09 3:01 PM | Reply
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Good storys! Jennifer is an artist who serenades us with her ability to act so well! I hope this new is true so it can be real and they can be together as lovers. Gerard is as fantastic a man as men come and men come way too often! He is both tough (300: THIS IS SPARTA!) and sexy as seen in movies such as The Ugly Truth and others and so on. They together would be hollywood royalty like dreams. I hope it's true! But I am upset at the making fun you guys are undoubtedly going to do. Fingers all crisscrossed over here where I am.

Posted by: Passerby at 08/07/09 1:23 PM | Reply
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An American Patriot

PLEASE go AWAY.

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/07/09 1:24 PM | Reply
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Godsauce

Come now, Patriot. She managed an entire post without directly insulting any of us. Just one oblique reference to our potentially making fun of a Hollywood couple, and, while that isn't really our m.o., at least she is trying. I seem to remember people asking you to leave when you first arrived.


Clearly, I've been a vocal critic of Passerby, but everyone deserves a chance at redemption - even trolls who get excited about celebrity relationships.

Posted by: Godsauce profile link in reply to An American Patriot's comment at 08/07/09 1:52 PM | Reply
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hah! I knew if I were to talk about nothing for long you guys would suddenly think I'm cool! Idiots. So you think I'm neat now because now I can talk about what you're reading that Gabe writes? Lollll. You just wish you could grow up to be like either of these two have grown up to have been! And, one day I will too!

Posted by: Passerby in reply to Godsauce's comment at 08/07/09 4:37 PM | Reply
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That One

I have trouble understanding the words that you write.

Posted by: That One profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/07/09 4:45 PM | Reply
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Godsauce

*sigh* my mistake. Carry on, Patriot.

Posted by: Godsauce profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/07/09 5:09 PM | Reply
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An American Patriot

It's OKAY. I realize I OVERSTEPPED MY bounds originally, but AT LEAST SHE didn't let us down, huh? PASSERBY, I was going to destroy YOU IN MY book, but NOPE. You don't EVEN DESERVE that.

Posted by: An American Patriot profile link in reply to Godsauce's comment at 08/07/09 5:20 PM | Reply
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langford

I guess I'm just a silly nilly, but I thought the point of commenting was to comment on what Gabe talks about. But maybe I'm doing it wrong.

Posted by: langford profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/08/09 4:35 AM | Reply
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That One

If you gaze long into a troll, the troll gazes into you.
also:
If a troll makes an incoherent rant in the forest, and there's no one to hit the reply button, does it stick around?

Posted by: That One profile link in reply to An American Patriot's comment at 08/07/09 2:38 PM | Reply
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I'm a guy who doesn't get it. Why don't you go to some other website that likes things like Family Guy and Jennifer Aniston and then party hard with your other pals there? Why put so much effort into being controversial on a site that doesn't even interest you, when no one here really cares in the first place?

Posted by: Guy who doesn't get it. in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/07/09 1:52 PM | Reply
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Brains

Your name describes your current confusion.
And that's okay.

Posted by: Brains profile link in reply to Guy who doesn't get it.'s comment at 08/07/09 4:08 PM | Reply
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staveitoff

I've had my suspicions for a while now but I'm ready to put forth my theory: I think that Passerby is actually just Lindsay fucking with us. The improper grammar, misspelling, and slight but not too slight knowledge of Videogum insiderism is a little too calculated. And phrases like, "as seen in movies such as The Ugly Truth and others and so on," and " Fingers all crisscrossed over here where I am," have Lindsay-trying-to-sound-like-a-troll written all over them. Well played, Lindsay!

Posted by: staveitoff profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/07/09 2:49 PM | Reply
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sen_tankerbell

I'm with you. I've been leery of this "passerby" for some time as well. Not the kind of commenter who just shows up when their "Vampire" or "Glen Beck" Google alerts point them our way.

Posted by: sen_tankerbell profile link in reply to staveitoff's comment at 08/07/09 2:56 PM | Reply
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I duno who the fuck Lindsay is, but I guess she's dumb if she comes here! Like you guys! I found out of this site on the internet from another site called BelleandEdward. It's about Twilight! But you guys wouldn't know cause you don't like things people tell you not to like. I'm not a joke. I am here. I am real. Deal with it now please and thanks.

Posted by: Passerby in reply to sen_tankerbell's comment at 08/07/09 5:04 PM | Reply
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theglowing

Let's go to the beach together, I'll sit on you while I drink wine, and laugh hysterically.

Posted by: theglowing profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/07/09 5:14 PM | Reply
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KajusX

That hit the target!

Posted by: KajusX profile link in reply to theglowing's comment at 08/07/09 9:49 PM | Reply
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Sarcastically Misunderstood

If that site is about Twillight, I highly doubt that that is the name of it.

Posted by: Sarcastically Misunderstood profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/07/09 5:16 PM | Reply
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So I typoed! Oh no! Sorry I'm not good enough for you uptighters. Here's the site if you don't believe me. http://bellaandedward.com/ there. It is a real site on the web that if you click on it will take you to it. Believe!

Posted by: Passerby in reply to Sarcastically Misunderstood's comment at 08/07/09 11:29 PM | Reply
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Mcluskyist

I like to think of Passerby as a precocious tween still clinging to the idealism of youth. Twilight book in tow. Maybe some pigtails. Probably Japanese. Because then it makes sense: the rambling, the lack of sense, the weird tag-line for 300 that wasn't part of US distribution. But, good god, if you're not then we need to burn this thread to the ground.

Posted by: Mcluskyist profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/10/09 4:28 PM | Reply
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.bryan.

Actually, her name is Bella. I should know, I read the books ;)

Posted by: .bryan. profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/07/09 10:46 PM | Reply
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and such as....

Posted by: greggins profile link in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/08/09 5:22 AM | Reply
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someone needs to stop giving you adderall

Posted by: EEEEEEeven ifFFFFFFF in reply to Passerby's comment at 08/10/09 6:40 PM | Reply
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kathleen11

i love that an older couple from kelowna, british columbia, canada makes some of the best internet videos.
also, canada has some awesome vehicles.

Posted by: kathleen11 profile link at 08/07/09 1:24 PM | Reply
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EtWB

Who Needs a Relationship Advice?

Posted by: EtWB profile link at 08/07/09 1:25 PM | Reply
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Ugah

Did she get up to fart?

Posted by: Ugah profile link at 08/07/09 1:26 PM | Reply
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Alex Blagg

There's something wrong with Esther.

Posted by: Alex Blagg profile link at 08/07/09 1:27 PM | Reply
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product tester at the laxative factory

Is it that she can't keep a secret?

Posted by: product tester at the laxative factory profile link in reply to Alex Blagg's comment at 08/07/09 1:32 PM | Reply
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Andy

It's complicated

Posted by: Andy profile link at 08/07/09 1:29 PM | Reply
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MYHAIRISABIRD

She just dropped some truth on your ass.

Posted by: MYHAIRISABIRD profile link at 08/07/09 1:33 PM | Reply
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heywoodjewbrome

This is actually what all TV is like in Canada. You Yankees may have gone straight for Digital and HD, but we took a left turn somewhere between GIFs and MSPaint. You may laugh, but that was the only way for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to save the money they needed to buy us all tanks.

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Smokey Harem

Why the fuck did I to high school? ... Shit.

Posted by: Smokey Harem profile link at 08/07/09 1:40 PM | Reply
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ber

Indeed, that DID hit the target.

Posted by: ber profile link at 08/07/09 1:43 PM | Reply
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Gerard, make sure Jeniffer Aniston does not gain 324 lbs and stop washing her hair to look like me and all should be fine.

Posted by: avettwhore profile link at 08/07/09 1:50 PM | Reply
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only in Canada.

Posted by: leeuh profile link at 08/07/09 2:11 PM | Reply
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Elliot

"Take Jennifer to the beach, drink some wine and laugh a lot"

Oh no guys! All of our trade secrets are being revealed!

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 08/07/09 2:14 PM | Reply
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Cut 2: Director's Cut?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXU7Ak3jc_Y&feature=channel
this is my new favorite Internet. Sorry videogum, you have just been replaced by Fred and Sharon.

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kgh

this is too incredible to exist

especially her manic laughter

Posted by: kgh profile link at 08/07/09 2:45 PM | Reply
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Ugah

That laughter will haunt me forever in my dreams.

Posted by: Ugah profile link in reply to kgh's comment at 08/07/09 5:09 PM | Reply
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Elliot

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Posted by: Elliot profile link at 08/07/09 3:07 PM | Reply
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Elliot

so i guess previewing a comment before posting removes the reply checkmark? lesson learned. get out of here, passerby.

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adgied

Is this real life? either this is the saddest thing i have ever seen (until I watch all the rest of their videos), or they are truly metageniuses.

Posted by: adgied profile link at 08/07/09 3:10 PM | Reply
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Man, the things you can do with special effects these days.

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Lulubelle

Why hasn't anyone thought to take Jenford to the beach before now? That's all she needs to be happy. Thanks Relationship Expert Lady! Direct hit! Nothing but net!

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Calliwell

Does this remind anyone of After Last Season?

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Sedusa

Leslie Hall? Is that you?


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moonmaster

Your ideas intrigue me. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Pig Lamp

There's no way that just happened. I work with people with mental illness and I've never seen behavior as bizarre as this. It just destroys the "this is reality" part of my brain, like the part in Magnolia when it rained frogs.

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billy

this is something that happens.

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