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September 24, 2009

More Important Relationship Advice From Fred And Sharon

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would be pretty wise to listen to Fred and Sharon's relationship advice. You don't ride around the sky on a CGI dragonfly by not knowing what you're talking about. Count to 10, you two. And think about your children. Think about everyone's children. Let's all go back to rehab, probably.

Previously: Some Important Relationship Advice For Jennifer Aniston, Actor

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I hope that when they come to make a movie of my life that they’ll retcon my origin story so I can be a dragonfly rider who gives unwanted advice to celebrities.

Posted by: werttrew profile link at 09/24/09 4:37 PM  | Reply
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Wearing a scarf while riding a dragonfly is probably not the best idea, Fred.

Posted by: tiredandwired profile link at 09/24/09 4:46 PM  | Reply
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yeah, i saw 'the incredibles.' that little bossy lady was pretty emphatic about the whole 'no capes' thing.

Posted by: caringiscool profile link  in reply to  tiredandwired's comment at 09/25/09 3:27 PM  | Reply
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These people clearly know something about hashish.

Posted by: DZ-015 profile link at 09/24/09 4:50 PM  | Reply
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If you have ever been to Kelowna BC you know that is true. They recently had a parliamentary deadlock deciding the new provincial slogan. It was between:
"The Good Stuff"
&
"Oh Shee-yit!!!"

Posted by: epic pajl profile link  in reply to  DZ-015's comment at 09/24/09 5:26 PM  | Reply
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lololololololololololololololololol!!!!!

Posted by: The LOLster profile link at 09/24/09 4:52 PM  | Reply
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PLEASE! Someone tell me if this is real life or not. I honestly cant tell.

Posted by: aaron WALLIS at 09/24/09 4:56 PM  | Reply
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The unhinged laughter at the end kinda undermines the actually pretty sound advice. What gives, Sharon?

Posted by: Ana profile link at 09/24/09 4:56 PM  | Reply
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PLEASE! Someone tell me if this is real life or not. I honestly cant tell.

Posted by: aaron WALLIS at 09/24/09 4:56 PM  | Reply
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So, these two are comical geniuses right? I mean this kind of commitment to character is hard to come by, but the alternative is inconceivable.

Posted by: LeMonjello profile link at 09/24/09 4:57 PM  | Reply
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i have been wrestling with the same thing. would i rather this was a real life couple who are basically the weirdest people in the world? or would i rather that they were comedians and this was their very, very weird schtick? I CAN'T DECIDE! i don't feel entirely comfortable with either scenario, i'll tell you that much.

Posted by: caringiscool profile link  in reply to  LeMonjello's comment at 09/25/09 3:31 PM  | Reply
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OMG...where did the umbrella come from? Relationship adviser AND magician? Talented lady, I tell ya.

Posted by: ber profile link at 09/24/09 4:59 PM  | Reply
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Smoke your hashish in moderation, Brad. DUH!

Posted by: sen_tankerbell profile link at 09/24/09 5:02 PM  | Reply
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I'm afraid to ask where the umbrella handle is.

Posted by: NunesMagician profile link at 09/24/09 5:24 PM  | Reply
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Why The Face?

Posted by: yomomma at 09/24/09 5:33 PM  | Reply
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A Sharon Spencer Reminder: Practice Moderation When Smoking Hashish

Posted by: xphoenix87 profile link at 09/24/09 5:47 PM  | Reply
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This should be in the Teen Korner. I know there are some hip dudes who know that it's perfectly okay in this society to question their sexuality who would love this sort of advice for girls and prom and such.

Posted by: Sharky profile link at 09/24/09 8:03 PM  | Reply
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are these two Czars of "Relationship Matters" for the Obama administration?...they sure look it.

Posted by: aynrandian at 09/24/09 8:44 PM  | Reply
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Look out, Gummers! Someone just read "The Fountainhead" and found their true calling!

Posted by: sen_tankerbell profile link  in reply to  aynrandian's comment at 09/25/09 7:05 AM  | Reply
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The image of that man riding a dragonfly while saying "Brad Pitt started smoking hashish with Quentin Tarantino" is seared into my eyeballs forever and ever until the end of the world Amen.

Posted by: Napoleon Complex profile link at 09/25/09 10:55 AM  | Reply
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Sharon and Fred seem sincerely rad. I've got nothing snarky to say, just giving snaps.

Posted by: Graham profile link at 09/25/09 12:54 PM  | Reply
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Whether it is Brad and Angelina or just the average Jane and Joe, the best relationships grow on the basis of true compatibility. When that exists, mutual respect, empathy, romance, compassion, etc. all naturally occur. Are Brad and Angelina truly compatible? I don't know. Are you and your significant other truly compatible? I don't know that either. I've read lots of articles and books on the subject of compatibility, and the best I've read, surprisingly, is Hayden Dane's brief e-book, "I Have One Question," at www.haydendane.com . Dane claims that admiration is at the heart of true compatibility. I hadn't heard that before, but after reading his book I'm convinced he's right. Give it a read.

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