In all honesty, if current trends hold, this kid will probably be President one day.
Or at least a cabinet level position. Secretary of Defense, for example (BECAUSE WHO COULD BOMB A FACE LIKE THAT?)
Posted by Gabe at 2:00 PM in Viral Video
Tags: Election 2060 | Kids
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How is a face like that possible?
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I DON'T GET IT WE ONLY LET DYLAN HAVE DIET COOKIES
but seriously, i could see him running for office solely by yelling "SURGE!" and pumping his fists in the air.
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How do we know that that isn't just some elaborate David-Lynch-style puppet?
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yuck, the folds in his face already have bedsores
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BAD INTERNET! BAD! TIME FOR US TO RUB YOUR FACE IN THIS TERRIBLENESS YOU MADE!
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anthropomorphizing the internet will always be comedy gold.
always.
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Truth.
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I found this totally terrifying. It's more "Die" than "Funny."
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That kid looks like something out of Mike Meyers' imagination.
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whaaaaaaaaat?
his head is way to rotund for his only semi-chubby little body.
oh well - kids are cute regardless... maybe he'll grow out of it??????
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the eyebrows! at the end! ell oh ell!
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No one has said anything about the fact that this kid most likely has something very possibly fatal?!?!!?!?!? Seriously, it's not fat people, it's most likely side effects from medicine because the kid has cancer or leukemia, etc. I'm 99.9% sure that's what it is. Just FYI
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