Because we should always be striving to become better people through self-motivated education and personal growth, I want to leave you today with this piece of wisdom from Steven Seagal:
The lesson, of course, is that whatever you do, when you're telling your shitty anecdote, don't throw up. If you can do that, then the student will have become the mas--[BARF].
Posted by Gabe at 5:30 PM in Viral Video
Tags: Buddha | Steven Seagal
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