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August 27, 2008

Don't Skateboard On Fire, Kids

It seems like the idea was for these guys to douse a rock with gasoline, light it on fire, and then skateboard through the fire, but fire has the ability to jump onto your pants now, so that's what it did.

This should be shown in schools to demonstrate Stop, Drop, Roll, and Natural Selection. Fire wins.

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iamsosorry

The sad part isn't his ankle burns, it's that the fire missed and didn't sear his baby-making organs. Also, I would like to say to the girl behind the camera, "that's your boyfriend."

Posted by: iamsosorry profile link at 08/27/08 10:26 AM | Reply
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Captain Needa

Darwin, don't let us down now.

Posted by: Captain Needa profile link at 08/27/08 11:15 AM | Reply
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mmmikey

I can't even understand the second kid because he ends every word with a "yo" and even manages to stick it in the middle of some words.

Posted by: mmmikey profile link at 08/27/08 1:26 PM | Reply
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God, suburban teenage boys are seriously the dumbest type of humans on Earth.

Posted by: TyraBanks at 08/27/08 3:29 PM | Reply
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