Don't Skateboard On Fire, Kids
It seems like the idea was for these guys to douse a rock with gasoline, light it on fire, and then skateboard through the fire, but fire has the ability to jump onto your pants now, so that's what it did.
This should be shown in schools to demonstrate Stop, Drop, Roll, and Natural Selection. Fire wins.
Posted by Lindsay at 9:45 AM in Trampoline Accidents, Viral Video
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The sad part isn't his ankle burns, it's that the fire missed and didn't sear his baby-making organs. Also, I would like to say to the girl behind the camera, "that's your boyfriend."
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Darwin, don't let us down now.
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I can't even understand the second kid because he ends every word with a "yo" and even manages to stick it in the middle of some words.
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God, suburban teenage boys are seriously the dumbest type of humans on Earth.
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