Starring a giant penis as Dick Move Batman, and some guy as his nemesis, That Guy. Dick Moves include pretending to be European to avoid tipping, and asking someone if they've accepted Jesus Christ as their personal saviour. Beware the Dick Move:
This would make a good video e-card. I like how the "dick" wears eyeglasses. (Thanks for the tip, YouTubeReviewed.)
Posted by Lindsay at 9:30 AM in Viral Video
Rip Torn's eyes would barely open and his face was a ravaged, haggard, stubbly mess. His chapped lips stuck together, and the pavement had left a red, mottled impression against his cheek. He looked around blearily, barely able to focus...
MORE »
You know, the truth is, I actually like romantic comedies. I am man enough to admit that. We all would love to live in a world of love and friendship and gentle laughter. Why not? You think I want it...
MORE »
In the future, when the ultra-light telepathic super-mecha, derived from the core technology of the Cybertronics "Real Boys" line of love children, are sifting through the ice wastes for any remnants of the long extinct human race that once created...
MORE »
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
MORE »
"Whoa." --Kebanu Roves It is weird that you can't do things normally in New York sometimes. Like, I'm so sorry that I ate an early dinner before going to see Avatar on Friday night the way that a HUMAN BEING...
MORE »
The bespectacled dick totally makes it work. And thanks for the link, guys!
Score = 0
What, he just follows him around and doesn't even do anything about it when the guy makes a dick move? What's the point? These guys kinda need to go back to viral video school to get their final credit hours if they want to graduate.
Score = -1
Wonder where one goes to buy a dick costume like that? I've got a real obnoxious lesbian neighbor I'd like to give nightmares...
Score = 2
Hey, it's Daryn Jones playing the dick. He's a Canadian who used to have a pretty funny show called Buzz with a dude named Mista Mo. Last I saw him he was hosting MTV Canada.
Score = 0
Hey, you should go back to human being school and get a sense of humour. He isn't going to get his dick gun out and blast the guy, he's their pointing out the dick moves. The problem is that you don't get it and everyone else does. That's why your post is such a dick move.
Where's dick batman when you need him?
Score = 0