The song that has been stuck in my head is now stuck in your head. Magic!
"Illusions, dad, you don't have time for my illusions."
I am up in your gutz, Criss Angel. No sorcero. (Thanks for the tip, Ted.)
Posted by Gabe at 1:15 PM in Viral Marketing
Tags: Hot Pepper Magazine | Japan | Magic
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I hate Charles Schulz.
Score = -39
This is what happens when there's a weekly recognized most-hated-comment. People go ahead and say things they don't mean, and bridges are burned, and the future gets dimmer.
Score = 41
No, I'm sorry. This is from a personal experience. You don't know me and you don't know if I am a liar. We agree on that. I had an opportunity to meet Mr. Schulz at an awards ceremony. I think I was 8. I walked up, properly introduced myself, and he just looked at me like I had a disease of some sort. Charles Schulz is an asshole, and this is based on a one time personal experience. Did he have a huge influence and impact on the world of cartooning and marketing? Absolutely. I'm just saying that I hate him with all of my cold, Grinch-like, heart.
Score = 3
One time I was riding a plane to France and I sat behind snoopy and he kept laughing during naughty bunnies and I couldn't hear the movie at all! I hit him with a newspaper too! Then he slammed his chair into my face! Ugh, I hate him for life now!
Score = 8
And wow. Bridges are burned and the future gets dimmer? He's known for drawing a kid with a hair loss problem and his pet beagle who has World War 1 hallucinations. The Far Side ruins Peanuts' shit.
Score = -18
Hey look everyone! It's the kid that Charles Shulz owed something to but didn't know at all!
Score = 13
You mean politely saying thank you to a little kid is too hard? Damn, manners must have changed. You young kids, today... That's it, I sound like I'm obsessed with that one experience in my life. I probably am, too. Peanuts is terrible. Done.
Score = -6
I mean all torment aside, I know, when we were kids, we all had that moment where our expectations of people were shattered in a particularly brutal way, and it's traumatizing. SIncerely. But, the internet wasn't built in a day, and when in Rome, don't be too shocked when you drop BAWMS on a widely beloved figure without qualifying your personal hurt and and the snark fins start circling. (SNARK FINS! Anyone know how I can hug myself? My arms are too raised in the air!)
Score = 10
That is really too bad for you, because Charles Schulz is great.
Score = 26
I CONCUR. Much better than GARFIELD.
SERIOUSLY, Peanuts is.
Score = 8
I respectfully disagree, sir.
Score = -10
I respectfully disagree, sir.
Score = -14
THIS is the ONLY good Garfield.
Score = 13
AWESOME!
STAY POSITIVE GABE!
Score = 4
*have dog fart in box. immediately hermetically seal said box. send box to videogum headquarterz labeled "apologies from alan ball and seth macfarlane enclosed - breathe in long and deep upon opening for full effect"*
Score = 3
What is going on with you these days?
Score = 22
until you get this song out of my face, we have nothing to talk about!
enjoy them fartz!
Score = 11
BECCA calm down! It'll ALL BE OKAY. We don't NEED ANY fights on the OL 'GUM, Y'ALL! LET'S JUST SING!!!!
Score = 4
Well at least someone fulfilled four-year-old me's dream of dancing with Snoopy. Why she had to do it singing about hota pe pa pe pa peppers, ugh.
Score = 7
I think it's time I take the hour drive north and go to the Charles Schulz museum. I hope there is an enclosed exhibit room with this commercial on repeat. I could stay there all night pretend dancing with the gang.
Score = 3
Songs get stuck in my head so easily. THIS IS NOT FUNNY, GABE.
Score = 4
I swear to god she's saying "Hot dog pepper"
Score = 9
I'm confused. Youtube says "Hot Pepper," but after listening to that (and the resulting earworm), I want a hot dog and a pea pod.
Score = 7
This actually can't get stuck in my head because my brain can't quite comprehend what it's hearing. "Veto!"--My brain.
Score = 27
new deerhoof single. DO NOT WANT!
Score = 12
Who knew Nell aspired to a music career?
So current, I know.
Score = 8
Thank you for not making any "Japan!! They're CUHRAAAAAAZY!!!1!" comments.
Score = 7
I am WILLING to let a BRAIN slug latch ONTO my head if IT WILL GET RID of this damned song.
BUT I BET YOU CAN'T make a boat DISAPPEAR GABE!
Score = 8
Japan, man... They're CRRRRRAAAAAZZZZZZYYYY!
* Points at own head while moving hand in a circular motion to indicate madness *
Score = 10
Neat!
Score = 1
Where the hell was Schroder? If you're gonna do a musical Peanuts commercial, and you leave out Schroder, you failed it automatically.
Score = 9
Jumping on the AD reference ---
"Tricks are something a whore does for money. Or cocaine."
Score = 2
Jumping on the AD reference ---
"Tricks are something a whore does for money. Or cocaine."
Score = -3
Agreed, good sir. And "hate" is a terrible word, maybe "he's a dickhead?" But I ask when was the last time you thought a Peanuts comic strip was funny? And I'm not talking about the TV specials that had other writers. This is the only one I thought was funny, and it's obviously fake. Let's paint, exercise, and try and laugh at Peanuts.
Score = -12
Kaela Kimura? In MY videogum??
Score = 1
Must...press...play...again.........NOO!!!!
Score = 4
Japan! ! They're BIZARRE!!!1!
(love triangle)
Score = -1
Right back at cha
Score = 2
I miss Cibo Matto.
Score = 1
Illusions Michael, Illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money.
Score = 0
Illusions Michael, Illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money.
Score = 0
Illusions Michael, Illusions. Tricks are what whores do for money.
Score = 0