You guys, I have great news. I finally completed work on my time machine and was able to go back to 2002, when it was still funny to make jokes about James Lipton.
The only problem is that my time machine broke and now I'm stuck back there, which is why I'm writing you from Diaryland. SEND BACK UP.
Posted by Gabe at 4:40 PM in Viral Marketing
Tags: Hellboy | Hellboy II: The Golden Army | Inside The Actor's Studio | James Lipton
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But Gabe it is hilarious that James Lipton said "Boo yah" because he is so refined and maybe British.
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If I learned anything from The Lake House it's that I won't get your comment until I help someone correct a mistake they made in their past (The Lake House was an episode of Quantum Leap, right? I did not see The Lake House.)
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Lake House jokes! Those will never get old.
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Magic Time Mailbox!
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