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April 27, 2009

The Internet, Explained By Moms In Mom Jeans

Just in time and actually two weeks early for Mother's Day comes one of the best Everything Is Terrible finds ever, and that's saying something. Moms on the 'net! It's not just about technogeeks with spreadsheets anymore:

...And then Melanie ripped off her glasses, let down her hair, and made a porn with Young(ish) Fabio. (Speaking of Everything Is Terrible, congrats to those guys on being discovered today by no less a real authority than the Chicago Tribune!)

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Where the fuck did the chicken thread go?

Posted by: Kenny Powers profile link at 04/27/09 4:22 PM  | Reply
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the boom @ 00:17 pretty much makes the video

Posted by: susanne at 04/27/09 4:29 PM  | Reply
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It is annoying when somebody says "ww." rather than "www."

Posted by: caractacus at 04/27/09 4:32 PM  | Reply
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But it is true to Moms. They're really getting the details right.

Posted by: trevormail profile link  in reply to  caractacus's comment at 04/27/09 8:16 PM  | Reply
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So this is the trailer for a porno?

Posted by: Ugah profile link at 04/27/09 5:02 PM  | Reply
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I would pay big money to see it if it is.

Posted by: midgetsattack profile link  in reply to  Ugah's comment at 04/27/09 6:59 PM  | Reply
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That ending.....ewewewewewewew

Posted by: Genevieve profile link  in reply to  Ugah's comment at 04/28/09 12:46 PM  | Reply
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www.hahahahahahahahahahaha. i almost fell out of my computer chair.

Posted by: Jeb profile link at 04/27/09 5:07 PM  | Reply
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I want to see this entire thing so bad.

Posted by: Sara at 04/27/09 5:15 PM  | Reply
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thats your girlfriend's mom

Posted by: Bad tings ah gwan profile link at 04/27/09 5:40 PM  | Reply
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i bet these moms are on the innernette

Posted by: longom profile link at 04/27/09 5:56 PM  | Reply
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Mom jeans are the new thinking cap?

Posted by: freckle profile link at 04/27/09 5:56 PM  | Reply
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I wish I could feel the power the way I used to.

Posted by: Henning profile link at 04/27/09 7:16 PM  | Reply
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Wow, Melanie is definitely a pushover. She went all the way to her sister's house to deliver a poem? That's crazy! Also, not to mention she's doing Nikki's (her daughter, I assume) report on New Zealand! Grow a backbone woman! I love the fact her friends are just pursing their lips together and rolling their eyes, they're the best!

Posted by: Aaron profile link at 04/27/09 9:15 PM  | Reply
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that was sorta awesome

Posted by: Saad profile link at 04/28/09 2:35 AM  | Reply
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If I show this to my mom, I'm worried she'll get on the Net, too.

Posted by: Ashley profile link at 04/28/09 3:59 AM  | Reply
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TRUE. AND I'M GLAD SOMEBODY COULD WWW.EXPLAIN IT TO THEM.

Posted by: caractacus at 04/28/09 7:52 AM  | Reply
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that was in reply to trevormail.
I am sorry for shouting, I am still learning "net etiquette".

Posted by: caractus  in reply to  caractacus's comment at 04/28/09 7:55 AM  | Reply
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...and then (bing bong) Gabe and Max showed up and taught them about their e-mails. I'm getting wet just thinking about it.

Posted by: Dumbelina profile link at 04/28/09 11:47 AM  | Reply
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That mom jean ass makes me want to www.vomit.

AND HOW COME OLD INTERNET VIDEOS ALWAYS TALK ABOUT NOT TYPING IN ALL CAPS????

Posted by: BodyKarate profile link at 04/28/09 1:06 PM  | Reply
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Gape-jawed.

I could have seen this back in the days when you could use the phrase "surf the web" non-ironically - and get away with it - and it STILL* would suck hard. Yesterday's Your Educational Video is today's Your Girlfriend.

*See how I typed STILL in all caps? That's because I yelled it! Same reason I capitalize the word "I."

Posted by: elliosenor profile link at 04/29/09 8:52 AM  | Reply
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