How To Protect Yourself From A Bear-Hug
It's all in the testicle-grabbing:
The weird thing is, these guys (or the main white-haired guy, who knows about his mute rag-doll of a friend) seem TOTALLY NORMAL except for everything they're doing with their bodies and saying with their mouths. Also, this is basically the same primer I would have given anyone who wished to win a wrestling match with my little brother when we were in elementary school (in middle school I changed strategy to psychological warfare.) I would really like to know what this was all about. (Via everythingisterrible.)
Posted by Lindsay at 1:30 PM in Instructional Videos, Video Skeletons
Tags: Balls | Testicles
I don't know if just a few minutes is going to be enough for me to absorb all the subtle nuances of the man-on-man testies grab.
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Depending on the circles you run in, this could also be seen as a sex education video.
some of us loves the bears :)
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This just proves that there's no defense against a female bear hug.
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Now that I've had time to think about this (been thinking a lot about grabbing dick since it seems to be a slow news day), do assailants today even bother employing the bear hug? I mean, I guess this is good advice if you're attacked by Gorilla Monsoon.
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Is this from Tim and Eric Awesome Show?
Seems like they're building on the Work Appropriate Hugs thing.
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This is a American martial art called Kenpo. The name of this technique is "spreading branch".
seriously.
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