That's Your Videogame: Muscle March
You guys want to come over and play some Muscle March? SHIRTS OPTIONAL. We'll split up into two teams, as we always do, Pants and No Pants. Obviously, this is always problematic since everyone wants to be on Team No Pants, so during halftime we'll switch. I'll pick up a large jar of Vaseline in case our hands get sore. You know from all the videogames. Or whatever. Just in case. I'll have it, we don't have to put rules on it. It's like that old song goes, "I want to wad you up into my pants." Let's muscle! (Via BuzzFeed.)
Posted by Gabe at 10:00 AM in Video Games
Tags: Health | Homoeroticism | Japan | Muscle March | Wii
That song you linked to is really great. Check it out guys!
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Is the announcer saying "Nice buttock!" at 0:46? I mean, because he would be correct.
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I just can't quit this videogame.
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This game looks amazing. Finally I can live out my fantasy of being a polar bear running around town wearing nothing but a speedo and boxing gloves. For a while, i thought i might be a freak for having these kinds of fantasies, but now I have been vindicated by Japanese video game makers!
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yay for the katamari reference!
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Men are so gay!
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Great, now Nintendo has cornered yet another key demographic in the video game market...
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whatev this still isn't half as gay as world of warcraft or anything that involves going on missions with headsets and other dudes in their basement.
at least i can say that i would totally go to a muscle madness party and play on team no pants, provided the drugs were good enough and maybe we had a penis cake.
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It's nice to see that the video game your boyfriend was developing finally got picked up. It's about time.
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'let's muscle' is THE catch phrase of 2009.
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That's some funny dancing. How does Japan make everything so fun?
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WHy yes, Gabe, I would like to come over and play Muscle March, shirts optional. Haha I'M JUST KIDDING. (Call me.)
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I want to climb inside the head of an Asian advertiser someday. Someday it'll happen... someday...
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Reminds me of something....
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This is the kind of video game I can relate to.
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Panda. Thong. Ass crack.
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C'mon guys 50% of japans economy is based on making wall shaped gestures while going through it.
And there is a girl so no homo. you can tell because she wears a bra.
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I was a little turned on by the bear and the old guy in the corner (God?)
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