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LOL. I know it's supposed to be satire, but not knowing anything about non-Wii-sports videogames, I would have assumed we were already there already. The ostrich kills me every time.
Posted by Lindsay at 10:30 AM in Video Games
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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We can totally play online! We can totally play online!
http://www.closerangegame.com/
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Thanks for the link. It takes up a lot of memory while it's playing, but it was worth it. Unfortunatly they make you killl the poor horse & ostrich. I didn't want to but it wouldn't go on unless I did. I'm still crying.
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You better shoot that ostrich in the face or he'll KEEP killing you, Lindsay.
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"A new cure for crying children - smothering."
Why so witty, Onion?
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I enjoyed the whole video, but that throw away line at the end killed me. It must be because I have a one year old. or not.
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Games like this have already existed for a while. Stock Market 2008, US Economy 2008 just to name a few. Soon to be released sequels Stock Market 2009 : Meltdown , US Economy 2009 :Annihilation.
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