The Art Of Meeting Men

The latest garage sale video find by the folks at everythingisterrible is like The Pickup Artist, but for ladies in the '80s, and with totally wrong advice. From this video, I learned that the best way to attract a man is to dress up in your nicest sports jersey and spill some wine on him (but not red!), while whispering in his ear about how much it turns you on when men talk about their feelings. And don't forget to bring your stuffed animals:

In the opening scene when the guy is thinking aloud about the woman, does he almost think-call her a bitch? He totally does. What a c-word. I hope their genius idea about a newspaper with only good news was a casualty of the '87 stock market crash.

Posted by Lindsay at 1:15 PM in Video Skeletons

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It's too bad they didn't finish building the set in time to shoot the talking heads.

Also, why are they sitting on that bench? The subway is OVER THERE.

Posted by: snowak at 12/15/08 2:09 PM | Reply
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That first part was killer.

Posted by: Calliwell at 12/15/08 4:46 PM | Reply
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did you just call that guy a Cranky Sue? how rude!

Posted by: J at 12/15/08 4:49 PM | Reply
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Hey, did you see the fight outside?

Posted by: Scott at 12/15/08 4:54 PM | Reply
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I love their completely not-real conversation at the beginning.

And those statistics. "40% of men are shy, and 80% of men have been shy at one point in their life." Science!

I contracted Shyness for a little while back in '04. This is why you need to use protection, guys. Penicillin took care of it though.

Posted by: moonmaster at 12/15/08 4:57 PM | Reply
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capers!

Posted by: Geoff at 12/15/08 5:10 PM | Reply
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the c-word = "cunt"

Posted by: matt at 12/15/08 5:13 PM | Reply
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I love EIT! Just did an interview with them, you can peep it here:

http://www.cinevegas.com/blog/?p=672

Posted by: Roger Erik Tinch at 12/15/08 5:48 PM | Reply
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I'm bored. And you've ruined my pants.

Posted by: Teev at 12/15/08 7:59 PM | Reply
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I MISS PASTEL TITLE CARDS!

Posted by: GREG at 12/17/08 2:15 AM | Reply
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