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June 10, 2008

My Friend Whitney's Real Survivor Audition Tape

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Last week, as a Double Dog dare, I had to make and post a Survivor audition tape. My friend Whitney Pastorek over at Entertainment Weekly made fun of it and announced that she would be digging up and posting her own real Survivor audition tape from 2000. And today she has. The difference is, my tape was just for fun, whereas the 25 year old version of Whitney "would stab dingoes in their sleep" to get on Survivor. It took a lot of courage for Whitney to post this video, in which she displays the "nasty skin" on the bottom of her feet, shows us her disembodied underwear, and claims that there are no computers in Australia.

It really is amazing that they didn't choose her. She would have won the show, for real. So much courage!

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