Punch Kim Kardashian In The Face
There's a new boxing game coming out from Electronic Arts this fall called Face Breaker that features a customization tool whereby you can upload your own face or the faces of your enemies to break. As an example of this dangerous innovation, the game's makers created a demo featuring Kim Kardashian. You can watch a video of it in action here.
This ought to put to rest all those parental concerns that videogames are a waste of time, encourage random acts of hyperviolence, and are detrimental to the development of children's imaginations, curiosity, and attention spans. Now, when a mom comes in to the room and is like "Have you ever thought about opening a book?" the kid will be like "Mom, I'm punching Kim Kardashian in the face. Repeatedly," and the mom will be like, "That is my boy. F books."
Personally, Kim Kardashian isn't on my top 10 list of people to punch in the videoface. Here is my top 10 list:
- Lauren Conrad
- Justin Bobby
- Heidi Montag
- Audrina Patridge
- Spencer Pratt
- Lo
- Brody Jenner
- Brent Bolthouse
- HITLER
- Jason Wahler
Kim comes in right at number 11. She just doesn't quite make the cut, which is fitting, since that's the same problem she has with intelligence and adding value to the planet.
Posted by Gabe at 2:30 PM in Video Games
Tags: Face Breaker | Hitler | Kim Kardashian | The Hills
What, i assume Al Roker is just a given (and not on the Hills) thus making him exempt from this list?
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Can we please include the mom of the Kardashians. She's the one that I really dislike. And if we could throw on there Bill O'Reilly that would be cool too.
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that looks more like a bastardized lara croft than kim kardashian.
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Gabe did you have to look up their last names, or did you just know?
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no doubt we can expect some exciting mods for this game.
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i will be punching the hell out of toby keith here.
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