The TWSS Archives: The TWSS Race Horse
Date: Unknown
Time: Unknown
Location: TVG: Hawthorne 5
Source: thedw.us
Description: Race horse in competitive racing event is literally named TWSS. No record available as to who might be willing to spend the hundreds of thousands of dollars required to purchase, stable, and care for a race horse all for the sake of giving it hilarious name. Longfellow Deeds? (Status: UNKNOWN.) For one brief moment, industry of horse racing, long associated with the dirt-encrusted depression wholes of the off-track betting parlor, becomes filled with joy and laughter. FILE UNDER: Racing, Race Horses, Laugh, Happy, Rich Man Jokes.
Posted by Gabe at 10:15 AM in TWSS Archives
Tags: Happy | Laugh | Race Horses | Racing | Rich Man Jokes
And Imma Let You Finish And All coming in fifth.
Score = 16
- "AND DOWN THE STRETCH HE COMES"
- "That's what she said."
Score = 14
That was amazing. I should just go back to bed right now. Nothing's going to top that today. Goodnight, everybody.
Score = 12
Gabe, did your misappropriate our Terminator funds? Not cool. Ok, it is pretty cool. Well played, my friend.
Score = 19
He pushed as hard as he could to finish first.
Score = 19
"If you're going to give a name to an animal you'll shoot as soon as it suffers a minor injury, my son, make it a comical one" - Donald O'Connor
Score = 9
That explosion in the final moment was what led to his fast finish.
Score = 6
"Look at this great big horse." TWSS!! (am I doing it right, guys?)
(guys?)
Score = 7
I'm being told it's a Not a horse, but a Butterfly...
Heh, In Fact, It may even be a moth.
Score = 3
This is cool, but not really surprising... TWSS has always been a "Dad joke" for as long as I can remember... in fact, my Dad used it all the time as I was growing up (often with a variation: "TWSS when the bed broke" was a particular favorite).
I like how it makes every other horse's name funny by association... "Run Mama Bear Run! That's what she said!" "Shake and Quake the leader! That's what she said!"
Score = 10
Just to mess with the announcer men, I would name my horse "I just peed myself"
Score = 6
You're not the only one who wants to mess with those guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPKuyDWt4k
Score = 1
Horses don't
bet on
people and neither
do I.
but I would bet
on her.
Score = 0
TEARS OF MIRTH. I just reached right through the youtubes and upvoted the dude who named his horse that.
Score = 4
A truly dedicated jokester would have bought all the horses in the race and assured that they all have comically suggestive names.
"Big and Hard coming up from behind, That's What She Said catching up..."
Score = 4