The TWSS Archives: Southwest Airlines Commercial
Date: Spring/Summer 2009
Time: Variable
Location: Broadcast Media
Source: Anonymous Tipster
Description: Airline company uses TWSS as catchphrase. If we lived in an alternate universe in which everyone had a pre-packed suitcase waiting beside an office desk or within a coat closet, where to "grab one's bag" was a relatively common aspect of modern air travel, then perhaps TWSS would be less obvious and airline would avoid confusion. As it stands, however, we do not live in an alternate universe, and so airline catchphrase is more TWSS than non-TWSS, much like if a popular brand of soda were attempt to coin the catchphrase "Swallow It All," as if that was a thing people said to each other when they were seeking refreshment. File Under: TESTICLES.
Posted by Gabe at 2:15 PM in TWSS Archives
Tags: Southwest Airlines | Testicles
OMG, they named their youtube channel "NutsAboutSouthwest".
Score = 5
Sorry to disagree but I don't think TWSS...
Score = 7
for flights under two hours they hand out extraordinary nut sacks.
Score = 1
wtf does TWSS stand for?
Score = -1
"that's what she said." or, in this case, "that weird southwest slogan."
Score = 3