The TWSS Archives: Hardee's Commercial
Date: Summer 2009
Time: Unknown
Location: Broadcast Television
Source: AdFreak
Description: Nationwide retailer of edible garbage makes advertisement in which actors portraying ordinary citizens conduct fake "blind taste test" in order to use TWSS for supposedly comedic effect. Endless barrage of TWSS ensues. What retailer fails to realize is that use of TWSS in advertising campaign reinforces the already widespread and fairly justified belief that their food tastes like shit.
Posted by Gabe at 3:45 PM in TWSS Archives
Tags: Carl's Jr. | Food | Hardee's
Personally, I prefer C hole.
Score = 24
i think i'd rather eat an a-hole than go to a hardees.
Score = 21
Too bad there weren't 16 options. Hee hee.
Score = 5
p-holes were banned in 1982.
Score = 4
really? the BEST kind of holes money can buy?
i'm sure some people would debate that...
Score = 9
"I just don't like a-holes."
Score = 7
I didn't know bizzaro Val Kilmer was doing commercials now.
Score = 8
morgan freeman too.
Score = 11
Is that Sam Rockwell with the glasses? How're you fixed for wheels?
Score = 1
The thing about Corn-Holes is that you chew and chew and yet they still come out looking the same.
Score = 0
This might be my favorite commercial ever.
Score = 32
LINDSAY'S BACK!
Score = 1
The last one is Gary Oldman's dorky brother, a total "B-hole kinda guy", and your boyfriend.
Score = 6
Score = 6
"Hmm, I think I'm in an A-hole kind of mood"
Score = 0
No one can resist my Schweddy balls.
Score = 5
"Hm, well these are good but these other ones taste like someone's sweaty stinking anus."
Score = 7
I think they should now ask Paris Hilton to sit on the hood of a monster truck and penetrate said holes with her tongue. Then just dump the frosting on her face.
I will be expecting my check in the mail.
Score = 6
I will stick to glory holes... Wait, what?
Score = 1