New Slang: Valkyrie

I was telling my friend Andrew about something I had to do the other day, and without going into specifics it was very clear that where I was going would be filled with the kind of ridiculous people who make people like us (you and me and Andrew) feel like we're back in high school confronting a sad, strange world we don't understand. Sorry to be vague. Imagine that I had to go to the frattiest sports bar in Date Rape Town to win a sour apple shooters contest. To which Andrew replied:

"Good luck. This could be your Valkyrie."

Incredible. Without even having seen the movie I totally understood what he meant. We all confront situations in which a noble assassination not only seems justified but necessary. So, in the spirit of 2008's "nuke the fridge," and 2007's "I drink your milkshake," I'd like to enter "Valkyrie," as in "this could be your Valkyrie" into the pop culture catch-phrase canon. Perfect.

Well played, Andrew.

Posted by Gabe at 11:00 AM in Trend Alert!
Tags: New Slang | Valkyrie

8 Comments

i'm guessing you were visiting ... the set of the today show's 4th hour?

Posted by: Jeb at 01/08/09 11:08 AM | Reply
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Perhaps... A Katy Perry concert?

Posted by: Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood  in reply to Jeb's comment at 01/08/09 11:23 AM | Reply
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Nailed it.

Posted by: Sean in reply to zfzahcah's comment at 01/08/09 11:39 AM | Reply
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I hope you don't (SPOILER!) get executed at the end.

Posted by: Ashley at 01/08/09 11:51 AM | Reply
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Wait a second, what ever happened to "going to Nana's"?

I'm just sayin'

Posted by: Dolf at 01/08/09 12:30 PM | Reply
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I know - you went to that one tree bar in Murray Hill?

Posted by: Kyle at 01/08/09 12:52 PM | Reply
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I think LOST seaon 4 showed us that "push the donkey wheel" was 2008's "jump the shark."

Posted by: alwayssunnyfan at 01/08/09 2:48 PM | Reply
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"Let's hope the dog lives."

Posted by: Calliwell at 01/09/09 10:15 AM | Reply
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