Treasure Blind: "God Gave Me 20/20 Fingers"
Treasure Blind appears to be a movie about a schlubby, silent man who finds a treasure map in braille to the tune of a musak version of the "Steak Beef: It's What's For Dinner" commercial. Then a little blond blind boy shows up on his doorstep. Then suddenly, the little boy and the schlubby silent man are driving around together unsupervised by the boy's parents, Mr. Wizard-style. And then the boy says "God gave me 20/20 fingers."
And then, at the end, the silent man speaks!:
I know the kid is talking about braille. But that's a weird line for a trailer that only has two spoken words of dialog, and you don't have to be a person whose full time job is to watch creepy things on YouTube to see blatant creepiness in places where it's not intended. Trailer-making must be so hard! I'm loving all these bad trailers, and I don't want them to ever stop making them, but why do so many bad trailers have that thing where they show characters SPEAKING but don't use the audio, they just play their trailer-music over people mouthing words? Doesn't Columbia Trailer School teach a class about how this is a bad idea? (Thanks for the tip, Adam!)
Posted by Lindsay at 5:30 PM in Trailer
Tags: Christian | Christians | Jesus | Treasure Blind
I was a bit confused by what appeared to be a motel room beat-down.
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1. BEEF is what's for dinner.
2. Is that Explosions in the Sky?
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Oops, you're right. I guess all I remember was the steak.
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dats like fat basturd on austin powers. grr baby o yea. righty-o baby. get in ma bellay!! baby is wats for dinnar!! but my all tim faverite part is wen dr evil is like zip it zip it good den says succle on my zipple?
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That sure sounded like Explosions In the Sky, but with violins.
That sure sounded like Aaron Copland, but much shorter than "Beef: It's What's For Dinner" or "That Sports/War Movies Song".
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1:09!! Krod Mandoon up in this shit!
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blind peple are borin. but i see dem all da time on campus. dey don ware glasses so i see da creepie eyes. i liek deaf peple becuz when dey talk it s funy!!!1 LOL it sound like a bare gettin a back rub.
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I NEVER thought I'd say this but... WELCOME BACK!
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agreed, i love you cake eatur
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I find myself voting up his comments for no reason! I don't know what that means! I'm just glad to see it.
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I wonder what he did with the rest of them?
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i couldn't even hate watch this piece of shit.. it makes me taste vomit..
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20/20 taste?
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It's called Appalachian Spring by Aaron Copland. The section of music from the beef commercials borrowed extensively from a folk field recording and when this was discovered a few years ago it caused a huge controversy.
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If that kid is the one ringing the doorbell, someone get him a nail clipper stat! Also, why is the nice lady at church holding open the hymnal from which she is reading in the BLIND KID'S LAP!??!?
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I keep googling the innernette, waiting for the da cake eatur's blog
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