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June 27, 2008

Time Crimes Wins The Oscar For Best Movie Title

Look, I don't know what this movie is about, but I know that it is called Time Crimes, which is the best name to call something. I also know that it has a creepy bandage monster in it, which is next year's floppy sack mask.

(via Twitch)

Oh, you guys, I have great news. They're just going to remake Time Crimes in English, so I didn't even bother reading the subtitles. Let me guess, they were saying "We've got to solve these Time Crimes," and then the one guy was like "I'm the chief of the Time Crimes division, and I'm here to solve them," and then at the end the bandage monster was like "Tiiiiiiiiiiime criiiiiiiiiiiimes." Well, see you guys later, I'm moving to El Hollywood in Spain to write everything.

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"Primer" but with monsters?

Posted by: Videodrew at 06/27/08 12:04 PM | Reply
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this actually looks pretty kick ass

Posted by: Becca at 06/27/08 6:22 PM | Reply
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I've heard good things about this movie, even though "Time Crimes" is the dumbest title.

Posted by: Sam at 06/27/08 8:08 PM | Reply
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