The Wolfman Trailer, You Guys • Remember when Jack Nicholson made a werewolf movie in the '90s that was supposed to be serious, and well-acted, and dramatic but turned out to be ridiculous, and terrible? Me too.
Posted at 2:00 PM in Trailer
Tags: Anthony Hopkins | Benicio Del Toro | Emily Blunt | Hugo Weaving | The Wolfman | Werewolves
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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ok then.
Score = 2
why must these all have that awful Van Helsing sheen to them? A trilogy of bad: Van Helsing, Sherlock Holmes, and the Wolfman. They should make a collectors set out of them.
Score = 3
Boo! This movie looks like it stinks! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Score = 2
Well, I think this looks kinda fun. Sorry that they haven't delivered your "serious" werewolf movie yet. Wait, what? I guess we will forever live in the shadow of The Monster Squad.
Score = 1
Wolfman's got nards.
Score = 2
Wolfman? Yawn. I'm still waiting for a screen adaptation of "Dracula's Pajama Party".
Score = 1
The makers of Wolfman certainly pulled their EPIC movie card when they cast Hugo Weaving.
Score = 2
At least it doesn't have a werewolf ninja (I'm looking at you Underworld: Rise of the Lycans).
Score = 1
When are they just going to remake the most serious werewolf drama, Brotherhood of the Wolf?
Score = 1
# Listen hard and close, why are you morose?
did you take an overdose? to the winner's post
can you make the chase?, internet, database, web page right out of your face
I'm in and out of space !,WOLFMAN! it's giving me the hump man, you come in like a swamp man
I jump when you say jump man
the spits on you so what you gonna do?
you gotta junkie for a mother
your dad drank special brew
from the estate , you had enough on your plate
there was a gang in the shadows
I made the getaway
WOLFMAN
it's giving me the hump man
it's coming like a swamp man
I jump when you say jump man
jump jump jump jump jump
get into the vibe, slamming the megadrive, arcade fire, didn't i? I put my ----
sit into kingdom come , alley cat, got your tongue
SCHIZOID HE'S FAME ON THE RUN! HE'S WANTED BY THE SUN!
WOLFMAN! AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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- P.D.
Score = 0