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June 10, 2008

The Wanted Red Band Trailer Is What's Been Missing In Your Life

I still think the Russian trailer for Wanted is the best trailer, and far superior to the brand new American red-band trailer, which is just one of the reasons everyone thinks Russia is the best country and wants to move there all the time. But the brand new American red-band trailer is still pretty great and has now convinced me that Eyes Wide Fight Club Wanted is a summer-must-see (SMS):

I read somewhere that there were unexpected budgetary constraints and they couldn't afford to hire Angelina Jolie to be in the movie, so they just filled a leather bag with some sand. Her stunt double is a pack of Merit 100's. The point is Angelina Jolie looks terrible and should probably go to the hospital.

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that looks like a good movie

agelina could have skin and muscle falling off her face and she would still look good.
i wish i could curve a bullet when i shoot a gun...i wish i could shoot a gun...okay, i don't really.

Posted by: Matthew profile link at 06/10/08 1:20 PM  | Reply
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I don't know if I think this looks like a good movie or not, but I really like how he delivered the line "Shoot this motherfucker!"

Posted by: icanread profile link at 06/10/08 1:29 PM  | Reply
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For the people who are going to see Wanted (and who isn't?) I would think that their favorite parts would naturally be the slo-motion bullets ripping through people's bodies. So why then would the red band trailer be full of them. That is like a porn trailer that is nothing but cumshots.

Posted by: Iamsosorry at 06/10/08 1:50 PM  | Reply
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that's not why i watch porn.

Posted by: Matthew profile link  in reply to  Iamsosorry's comment at 06/10/08 2:27 PM  | Reply
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