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June 16, 2008

The Little Jeffrey Dahmer Bio-Pic That Couldn't

Raising Jeffrey Dahmer red-band trailer, you guys:

I know that making fun of straight-to-DVD movies is like making fun of Bronze winners at the Special Olympics (everyone's just doing their best), but there's something funny about someone maxing out their credit cards to make the Jeffrey Dahmer story. "You guys, I've got five hundred dollars in the bank, my dad said we could borrow his camera, and my friend Rusty Sneary has seen I Am Sam, like 30 times. How long are we going to sit around here dreaming when we could be out there showing Hollywood who was boss. Let's do this thing, you guys!"

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Elliot

"What do you need a freezer for, Jeff?"

Posted by: Elliot profile link at 06/16/08 9:30 PM  | Reply
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icanread

In theory, a serial killer story told from the point of view of the alleged killer's father could be pretty interesting. This, not so much.

Posted by: icanread profile link at 06/17/08 3:13 PM  | Reply
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