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September 11, 2008

The Dakota Fanning Inappropriate Touching Movie Is Coming Out Soon

Hounddog, the movie they call "the Dakota Fanning rape movie", comes out September 19. Trailer:

1. We've now seen the whole movie, so if anyone asks at a party "Have you seen that movie where Dakota Fanning gets raped?" You can say "Yes. it wasn't good."
2. Nobody will ask you that.
3. I watched the entire trailer for the other Dakota Fanning movie set in the South coming out this month, The Secret Life Of Bees, wondering "Okay, but when does she get raped?" Before realizing that was another movie.
4. Most important: the part where David Morse says "There's your boyfriend."

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this is exponentially more fucked up than infant stilettos.

Posted by: Becca profile link at 09/11/08 10:31 AM  | Reply
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Now every time I hear "Hound Dog" I'll think of Dakota Fanning getting raped. Thanks Hollywood.

Posted by: all your pink are belong to us at 09/11/08 11:11 AM  | Reply
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this looks like the worst atrocity to elvis since everyone insisted he was alive. that guy flying off the tractor trailer makes no freaking sense. i've watched that part 5 times in a row.

i don't get it, who rapes her, the snakes? this looks so bad.

Posted by: randi profile link at 09/11/08 1:02 PM  | Reply
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the guy flying off the tractor is the best part. that and david morse playing kurt cobain.

Posted by: tbone at 09/11/08 1:59 PM  | Reply
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Okay, but when does she get raped?

Posted by: caroline at 09/12/08 3:31 AM  | Reply
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