The Happening Red Band Trailer: Can I Get A Ride To The Suicide Party?

Just in case you thought M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening looked horrible, but might not be gross enough, red band trailer:

I don't know why, but this red band trailer makes me laugh. "Claire?" It's spooky and gross and everything, I'm not a monster, there's just something so ridiculous about the guy lying down in front of his lawn mower, and also all the people hanging themselves from trees like so many pairs of tennis shoes thrown over telephone wires. At least they were very careful and made sure the ladders were sturdy before they went up there. I would hate to get ready to kill myself by hanging from a tree at a suicide block party only to discover that I died by falling off of a sloppily placed ladder. Also, SPOILER ALERT: I think John Leguizamo dies of emo poisoning.

Posted by Gabe at 4:28 PM in Trailer
Tags: John Leguizamo | M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | Suicidal Ideation | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel

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Is this the American version of the Suicide Club? Because that movie made no sense either.

Posted by: Drew at 05/19/08 8:06 PM | Reply
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This movie is going to turn out to be a 2-hour version of that Radiohead video for "Just"

Posted by: bengootscar at 05/19/08 8:22 PM | Reply
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Now I know exactly what to say when one of my friends starts to stab herself in the neck.

Posted by: Parker at 05/19/08 9:31 PM | Reply
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Faces of Death for the 21st century!

Posted by: TigerMachine at 05/20/08 5:17 AM | Reply
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It's the stupidest thing Shayamallskhdkngoakihs has ever thought up.

*spoilers*

It's the goddamn earth. it hates humans, so it tells trees and flowers to start making toxic pollen that makes people go crazy.

Posted by: Colin at 05/20/08 8:48 AM | Reply
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Whaaat!? Is he the new Kevin Smith of stupid?

Posted by: rah! at 06/11/08 6:56 PM | Reply
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