Sorry, Breaking Point, But This Is Not A Movie Trailer
Uh, sorry, Breaking Point, but that's not a movie trailer. That is just a random and poorly put together jumble of unconnected scenes that provide the viewer with little-to-no-sense whatsoever of what happens in your movie. If it even is a movie. How would anyone know? I feel bad telling you this, because it seems like you probably spent at least seven minutes picking random moments from your movie (if it is a movie, I'm really giving you the benefit of the doubt on that one) to edit together (by hand? On a Walkman?) into what you thought was a movie trailer. But it's not a movie trailer. And it's best to be honest about these things. Better luck next time!
Posted by Gabe at 4:45 PM in Trailer
Tags: Breaking Point | Busta Rhymes | Sticky Fingaz | Tom Bergenger
Sticky Fingaz, eh?
Score = 2
Thought this was going to be a "so bad it's good" kind of movie trailer. Was waiting for Busta to say, "You are crushing MEEEEEE like a cheese sandwich," to Tom Berenger. But that didn't happen, so I don't think this movie will make lot of moneys.
Score = 5
0:55-0:58 is probably some of the worst acting I've ever seen in a trailer.
Score = 2
* "trailer"
Score = 8
But green thing with all the words = movie trailer, Gabe!
Score = 7
It's like Mad Men's vague, pointless previews for next week's show.
"Hello?" "You are ruining things!" "I take my tea with lemon." "What are we going to do?" "Harry Crane?" MAD MEN.
Score = 24
When Gabe started in about how this trailer makes no sense, i thought we were playing the truthful-but-hyperbolic game about how bad everything is, and i was all "well, i'm sure it's going to make a little sense." But it doesn't, you know? No sense.
Score = 8
0:13 — shot of guy running.
0:15 — same shot of guy running, flipped! seriously! the road even says "POTS" in backwards lettering!
Score = 35
You should have a healthy fear of us the flip mode squad is so dangerous
Score = 3
This trailer brought the motherfucking ruckus.
Score = 2
"You owe me TWENTY LARGE."
"Look what I found!"
"I know about your case. I was there."
"I need. To know. Where the baby is."
Score = 12
Plot points will be broken...
Score = 8
...like grillz.
Score = 0
This looks like Gone Baby Gone except terrible.
Score = 2
the tags on this post ought to be in wikipedia under "whole greater than sum of parts."
Score = 2
Speaking of The Room...
Score = 0
Glad to see Armand Assante getting the hip-hop cred his career is missing.
Score = 2
Further proof that it is pointless to extend the best picture category to ten. If anything they could have shrunken it, because this movie is the runaway favorite for Best Picture!
Score = 9
Even the music seems to just 180 every couple of seconds.
Score = 4
You know, wittinesses and things...
Score = 0
Or spelling and things...whatever.
Score = 4
You could probably start a pretty entertaining best new party game just by listing the titles of movies that were made for black people. Breaking Point definitely meets that criteria.
Score = -7
This pretty much look like Tyler Perry's After Last Season... which is surprisingly relevant to my interests.
"I've never been TO a Busta Rhymes concert... but I've been THROUGH one."
Score = 4
This is not the movie I remember...
Score = 9
I don't know why I expected to see Chef Paul Prud'homme somewhere in this mishmash, but it would have worked.
Score = 1
Looks like a gangsta "After Last Season" sans the MS Paint graphics. Except shittier.
Score = 3
I made a promise to myself a long time ago that I would watch any movie starring Busta Rhymes. Sticky Fingaz is just an added bonus.
Score = 3
Why does Busta Rhymes look so much like Tracy Morgan? Especially at the end.
"NOBODY OWNS ME!" -- Tracy Jordan
Score = 5
wonder what happens to the baby
Score = 3
:48 Busta Rhymes = Kaiser Soze
Score = 0
Not like his career was doing so hot anyways but poor Tom Berenger for having to be on this poster.
Score = 0
Three things learned in this trailer:
1) Nobody owns Busta Rhymes
2) Armand Assante has failed. At Everything.
3) Busta Rhymes will steal your fucking baby.
Score = 1
also, there is a black man named "Kirk."
who knew?
Score = 0
Well that can't be right.
Score = 0
So, as far as I can guess, this movie is about two things:
1) Busta Rhymes as an aspiring, though sadly impotent, father.
2) The wackiest summertimes adventure this side of Transformers 2.
Score = 0
Busta Rhymes, Tom Berenger, AND Armand Assante?! In select theaters and not straight to video?
Score = 0