Sorority Row: They Did A Bad, Bad, Thing
The trailer for the fall horror movie Sorority Row, starring Audrina Patridge, Rumer Willis, Carrie Fisher, and other people, hit the internet today. You can't really tell that Audrina's a terrible actress from this trailer (though Rumer seems kind of okay!), you just have to take it on faith, and God, and The Bible:
Yes, fellow old people, it's the same Chris Isaak song from the Eyes Wide Shut trailer. Anyway, no movie with Carrie Fisher in it could ever be bad! Jk, but I do love Carrie Fisher. Did you know she has a blog? She posts gossip from her life and secret messages to people. Carrie Fisher's blog is the new Diddy's Twitter.
Posted by Lindsay at 5:30 PM in Trailer
Tags: Audrina Patridge | Carrie Fisher | Rumer Willis | Sorority Row
I Know What You Did Last Summer Goes to College
(that's what i'm calling this movie for all of the 10 minutes that i remember it exists)
Score = 6
Damn it, I was all rushing to post "I Know What You Did Last Shitty Movie."
Score = 0
Oh, and a girl from the Real World. The casting directors really mined MTV's reality programming for this one...
Score = 0
I can't wait to see what the next inventive killing weapon will be now that they've used the tire iron.
Maybe...a fountain pen? The movie could be called:Victorian Death.
Score = 4
Damn beat me to the punch... I Know What You Did Last Pledge Week
Score = 4
*a guy with one arm pops out*
And that's why you don't teach your friends boyfriend lessons
Score = 13
Ceiling Eyes Wide Shut
Score = 5
haha, good one!
Score = 0
You win.
Score = 0
lindsay! dont tell people about carrie fisher's blog! how else will I feel special on the internet now??
Score = -1
rumer willis' jaw could be a james bond villian
Score = 1
This looks like a fun one.
Score = 0
This would be a perfect storyline for GG season 3.
Vanessa kills Blair with the tire wrench by the old well. Then in season 6, Vanessa graduates sum kum laude, but all her dreams are shattered with a gossip girl post of just a tire iron picture.
Score = 1
Yes, you all DO deserve to die.
I'm future nominating this for TWMOAT.
Score = 5
Is Hot Asian Chick the new Black BFF?
Score = 6
I hope so!
Score = 0
Is it possible to submit a trailer to the Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time?
Score = 4
I smell Oscar!
Score = 2
Will there be legislation soon that will force producers to disclose publicly which films they plagiarized for their own movies? This is the reason.
Also: this movie looks shite.
Score = 2
Wait, what? Why the fuck did he impale her? Did I miss something?
Score = 3
"Megan came back from the dead and now she wants to kill us!"
It's the boyfriend. Stupid.
Score = 7
Audrina's one line in this trailer is such a typical Hills-y line: "he cheated on me guys!"
Score = 3
can I see this movie right now?? amazing.
Score = 0
I smell MTV movie award!
Score = 0