One Man's Uplifting Underdog Sports Drama Is Any Man's Nightmare
Some things are hard to explain. Even if it makes sense in your head, you can't really put it into words. Do you guys remember that insane ad for Prop 8 where that girl was like "you know I'm too stupid to have formed a morally defensible position on why I hate equal rights for gay people, don't make me talk about it"? That's kind of what I'm talking about, but maybe not being such a stupid idiot as that girl. You know, those moments where words don't quite cut it. They complicate things.
For example, if you were to direct a movie called The Minis, about an underdog basketball team made up of Dennis Rodman AND MIDGETS, you wouldn't want to have to talk about it. Once you start talking about it, then there's all these questions that you have to answer, like "WHAT?" And "WHY?" And "Dennis Rodman?" And "Midgets?" And trust me, if you were to direct a movie called The Minis about an underdog basketball team made up of Dennis Rodman AND MIDGETS, those are not questions you want to have to answer because they are unanswerable.
The Minis trailer, you guys:
What?
Why?
Dennis Rodman?
Midgets?
Posted by Gabe at 9:15 AM in Trailer
Tags: Dennis Rodman | The Minis
FIRST!!!q!Q!@W1
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Gabe, that's offensive. Instead of "midgets," the preferred term is "Willows."
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dennis rodman, short people and the polyphonic spree for a soundtrack?
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Also, this is so worst. Who would ever stop and say...ahh never mind, you're right, this is totally unanswerable.
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This idea was presented to someone and they were like...yeah, I could invest in that.
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I just thank god Peter Dinklage didn't, erm, lower himself to appearing in this crap.
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Those small men were dancing with those normal sized ladies! OH MY!
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that was really well written Gabe. I thought you were making this movie up at first and using this made up movie as an example of things that would be hard to explain. It made the video even better to watch. Ku+dos.
also real quick- Rodman's wearing #10 like in his Spurs days, and how many of these midgets were apart of that Doink the Clow/Jerry The King Lawler match at that one survivor series
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As if Verne Troyer weren't mad enough at you already.
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The little bald one looks like Tom Colicchio
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I think we might need Vince Offer to explain this one for us. I fear he's the only one capable of it.
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"Hey, this is Vince for the Minis! Yer gonna love these midgets."
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fist bumps.
also, was that bodies of water or tilly & the wall or something? the song was decent, sadly.
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Y'all suck. This movie looks fucking awesome!
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