Napoleon Dynamite 2: Gentlemen Broncos • When our great grandchildren are sitting on their hover-rafts looking out over the vast expanse of water that covers our planet, cursing us for having left them with a ruined, cannibalistic society, they won't even remember this. They'll be like "what are tater tots? What? What's food?" (P.S. Jemaine Clement is still great.)
Posted at 1:45 PM in Trailer
Tags: Gentlemen Broncos | Jemaine Clement
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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P.P.S. So is Sam Rockwell, Jennifer Coolidge, Mike White and Josh Pais (Beiderman from Michael & Michael Have Issues).
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This movie has potential.
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Agreed. Does this mean we're going to videogum jail?
Score = 7
This looks relatively funnyanus.
Score = 6
Um, this is kind of awkward, but Videogum is saying that I'm you.
Score = 4
Ha. I don't know what happened here, but I like it.
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When I add anous to just about anything, it becomes magical.
Score = 6
I don't know about y'all but I found that trailer HILARIOUS.
See, I can laugh at the transvestite dude and not feel bad because I'm queer, so it's okay.
Score = 7
Well this looks weird.
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Does the soundtrack have Jason Mraz?
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No, but it does have Jason Mrazanous. He's magical.
Score = 28
I just need to say, that I was about to exit out of Videogum, but when I saw "Latest comment by jawbone" it stopped me. And I had to click on the link. Because you're funny. That is all.
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Wow. You made me smile. That is a hard feat my friend!
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WARM AND FUZZIES! Yay!
Also, I didn't downvote your multiple post. You're welcome.
....Okay, maybe it's because I'm stoned, maybe it's because I haven't slept well in a week, but I can't remember what the correct phrase is... is it YOUR welcome or YOU'RE welcome? Like, the welcome that is yours, or you ARE welcome?
I think I sprained my cerebrum.
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You mad me smile, that is a mean feat my friend!
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You made me smile, that is a mean feat my friend!
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Wait, what the fuck just happened? Three different comments one said that I couldn't post because I had posted too much (once today), the lawnmower man wants to make me look like a cock. Touche lawnmower man, touche.
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Disgusting.
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Why do I seem to be the only one who doesn't find Flight of the Concords funny? I know we all have our own individual sense of self that comes equipped with a set of personal tastes. and thats cool. But my personal taste is the only one that registers ambivilance towards their brand of humor.
Yes, I have heard the Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenaucerus. Too Many Dicks on the Dancefloor. I get it. I just don't think its that funny. I think its about as funny as Napoleon Dynamite. Thats why this movie makes perfect sense to me. I mean, it makes perfect sense that I don't care about this movie. Am I alone? (I know I'm alone in general, which is why I'm a frequent commenter on this site. I mean in this specific instance.)
Score = -6
Don't know if this will make you feel better, but my mom doesn't find them funny.
Score = 9
I've only seen a couple, and I usually like the episodes themselves, but I would graph the enjoyment of the songs as peaking in the first couple of bars and then pretty quickly tailing off as it goes on and on.
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I have to give this one a pass. Sam Rockwell seems to be playing another gloriously absurd, lunatic character without overdoing it (Jim Carrey style). That takes talent, folks. I've loved him since his turn as Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Score = 3
I've loved him since Safe Men. I win.
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We were competing for... what? Oh! Ok, I concede. You can be his stalker.
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Seriously, Safe Men will always be the best movie ever made. Thank you for mentioning it, and letting me know that I'm not alone.
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Jemaine Clementanous. That's all I have to say.
Score = 5
I suppose Gabe's post is meant as an indictment of this film (trailer?), but I can't argue with the point he makes (2012, y'all). Also, I liked Napoleon Dynamite and I will probably like this. That is all.
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Does Jared Hess feel locked into the goofy shirt meme? Does he worry that his hardcore fan(s) will disown him if one of his characters wears normal clothes? That's all I got out of this. Oh, Same Rockwell is great in Moon. Too bad about this.
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See, I spent all day at work singing to myself about Bret, and how he's got it going on, but not in a gay way. And having not seen FOTC in months, nor thought of it, it seems like an omen. Or perhaps a portent. Like a fortune cookie opened, telling movie that this movie will be good. Despite Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite upon second viewing (cuz seriously, that movie had no legs, right? am i right?)
Im right, right?
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say what you will about this movie, but Jermain Clement's Alan Rickman impression is dead.on. (that's what he's doing right?)
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ugh how dare I, it's Jermaine, with an e
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Ugh how dare you, it's jemaine without a r
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clearly today is not my day
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It took me all of Season 1 of FotC before I realized it wasn't "JERmaine". You're not alone.
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band meeting
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