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September 12, 2008

Let The Legendary Assassin Trailer Be A Lesson To All Of Cinema

This is a trailer for a movie called Legendary Assassin. It's coming out in November in Hong Kong, but there's no scheduled U.S. release date yet. Also there are no English subtitles. BUT THERE IS SO MUCH FIGHTING IN THE RAIN.

(via Twitch)

I know that this is going to sound like the type of blog joke where you insist something should happen when everyone knows that what you are suggesting is ridiculous and should not happen, but I really think every movie should have a scene in which someone has to fight fifty dudes. Preferably using Muay Thai, but as this trailer has taught us, Wushu is a totally acceptable alternative.

Every movie.

Splash some cold water on your face, Hollywood, you have some rewrites to do.

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let's say you have highly trained practitioner of martial arts. and let's he is squaring off against a group of strong, tough, but untrained ruffians (or policeman, or whatever). what is the maximum amount of ruffians you believe our hero could defeat?

Posted by: Ward Stradlater at 09/12/08 5:45 PM | Reply
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