Jason Statham Is In A Relationship With Kicking Your Ass
Transporter 3 trailer, you guys:
(via Film Drunk)
The rules are the same, except for one: this time he has to wear a bracelet. It doesn't seem like the bracelet is getting in the way of KICKING ALL THE BUTTS. Did you know that the "it's complicated" relationship status on Facebook was actually created just for Jason Statham, and he's keeping a list of all the people who are misusing his personal Facebook relationship status and at a future date to be determined by Statham (TBDS) he is going to come to all of your houses and spinning sidekick you through a plate glass window.
Don't believe me? This is what Jason Statham looks like when he's just enjoying himself at the movies:
Seriously guys, just switch your Facebook status to "single" or "gay" or whatever. Because when Statham gets to you it will be as painfully unfunny as the new Adam Sandler movie.
Posted by Gabe at 11:00 AM in Trailer
Tags: Jason Statham | Transporter 3
i thought crank was the transporter 3
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By using a track from a good Jason Statham movie (Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels) in the trailer, Transporter 3 hopes to mask its shitty-ness.
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