Is Push The Next Heat? (Push Is Not The Next Heat)
Move over dream cast of Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino. DAKOTA FANNING AND DJIMON HOUNSOU together in THE SAME MOVIE?!! Push trailer, you guys:
Um, I already don't watch Heroes and I can not do that for free. STRIKE ONE, Push. But lots of people do watch that show, so maybe they want to spend 10 dollars to see what that show would look like if it had the guy from the Fantastic Four movies. Here's a pro-tip, though, Hollywood. If your movie requires five minutes of intricate narration in the TRAILER, then you should PUT THAT MOVIE IN THE GARBAGE and START A NEW ONE. Did we learn nothing from Jumper? (We learned nothing from Jumper.)
Posted by Gabe at 4:45 PM in Trailer
Tags: Chris Evans | Dakota Fanning | Djimon Hounsou | Push
i'll be going to see this if for no other reason than to see dakota fanning all tarted up... lol.
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not only is this a rip-off of heroes, but heroes is a rip-off of x-men. also, i couldn't agree more with the narration comment...
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I can't wait for the Oprah special on this movie where she gushes to the point of tears over how adorable Dakota Fanning is as a "no bull-honkey super hero," which will provide us with even more Videogum material.
Oh, the cycle...
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