April 27, 2009

The Cell 2 Trailer Is Basically Your Trailer

I think the reason they waited so long between The Cell and a sequel is because they wanted to make sure they got everything just right. The Cell 2 trailer, you guys.

They should just call this movie Nailed It because of how hard they nailed it. The guy who invented green screen technology is weeping tears because never in a million years did he think he would live long enough to see his humble invention be used to create actual art. This movie should be hung in a museum, and underneath it the card will read

The Cell 2 trailer
2009
Mixed media: perfection and inspiration on film

Seriously, though, when the serial killer said, "I'm going to make you beg for death," I was like "Going to?" (Via io9.)

Posted by Gabe at 1:30 PM in Trailer
Tags: The Cell 2

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17 Comments

SPOILER ALERT:

You guys I already figured out who the killer is. It's that talking snake from Bike King and the Ten Commandments!!

Posted by: star at 04/27/09 1:46 PM | Reply
Score = 0

Or worse it could the talking tree... this movie is gonna be creepy.

Posted by: wha? at 04/27/09 1:48 PM | Reply
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I think I already saw this when it was a graphic adventure computer game from 1997.

Posted by: etc

at 04/27/09 1:51 PM | Reply
Score = 7

When the announcer said 'Step inside,' I heard 'Walk this way, you and me babe - HEY HEY!'
Waaayyyyy too much bad karaoke in my life, y'all.

Posted by: Sexual Elf! at 04/27/09 2:24 PM | Reply
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Waiting 10 years to release a sequel is always a good idea. Just ask anyone involved with the Basic Instinct franchise.

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl

at 04/27/09 2:48 PM | Reply
Score = 1

Before Sunset (1995)
Before Sunrise (2005)

Yeah, I'm a dick. I know this.

Posted by: That One in reply to Detroit Dutchgirl's comment at 04/27/09 3:03 PM | Reply
Score = 1

What's your point?

Posted by: Detroit Dutchgirl

in reply to That One's comment at 04/27/09 3:51 PM | Reply
Score = 5

Alright, as much as The Cell sucked, the art direction was pretty incredible. The Cell 2 however looks like an episode of Crime Scene: Scene Of The Crime.

Posted by: Huh?

at 04/27/09 3:16 PM | Reply
Score = 15

Still looks better than the trailer for S. Darko.

Posted by: thebeses at 04/27/09 3:21 PM | Reply
Score = 2

What I don't get is who would buy this? I can't deny the renting prospect because one time my friend Renee rented American Psycho 2. Mila Kunis as a female Patrick Bateman, killing dates with used condoms? I can't even put that up for The Worst because I didn't even finish watching it. I think I just got up and made a sandwich.

Posted by: Calliwell

at 04/27/09 3:29 PM | Reply
Score = 7

What the what? This American Psycho 2 sounds bananas!

Posted by: Angelaaaa

in reply to Calliwell's comment at 04/27/09 4:34 PM | Reply
Score = 5

The movie was so bad that half the trailer is just hashed up scenes from the original. But they do show snippets of the condom of death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Nhoaat8Kc

Posted by: Calliwell

in reply to Angelaaaa's comment at 04/27/09 8:55 PM | Reply
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Can "Step inside the madness" be thing? It's a thing.

Posted by: Carrie

at 04/27/09 4:09 PM | Reply
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I'm just going to assume... then hope and pray that Tarsem has nothing to do with this.

Posted by: David Hildreth

at 04/27/09 4:20 PM | Reply
Score = 2

Am I the only person confused by the fact that the main protagonist looks like she's better suited to star in a late night Cinemax fare? Then again, I guess strippers can also moonlight as psychic investigators. Stranger things have happened.

Posted by: benjamin

at 04/27/09 4:50 PM | Reply
Score = 3